August 6, 2008
Uptown Girl looks damn good
This is her on her boat Sweet Freedom, hanging with her kids. She dumped Peter Porno, and now she’s single. And 54. And rich, since she only had to give Petey “Oh come on, 19 is legal” Cook a couple of million to make him go away. If she’s had plastic surgery, it was the good kind, because it looks natural. No matter what, she looks damn fine, son.
image/source: Famecrawler, from fadedyouthblog
UPTOWN GIRL IS BEAUTIFUL AT HER AGE. PETER IS SURELY A FOOL. I WOULD HAVE LOVED CHRISTIE FOREVER.