August 28, 2008

Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died Having Sex

I wanted to rewrite the headline from’s Famecrawler, but I couldn’t think of anything better than what they did.

Basically, not only did McConaughey’s pop die while making the beast with two backs with his mom Kay, she insisted that her hubby be carted out nude so everyone could see that he had a big weiner.

And now Matthew can barely keep his shirt on, and is burying his son’s placenta. In his family, he’s clearly the normal one.


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