May 3, 2009

The Custom Made Vajayjay Painting

This is something only a guy could come up with.

Custom vagina painting

A guy who is one or two steps away from being the Craig’s List killer.

From Etsy, via Craftastrophe:

Celebrate your own beauty, and smile at the fact that when friends come over and compliment the painting they are complimenting your Vagina.
After purchasing send me a convo describing your Vagina: the shape of your inner and outer, colors, how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia, how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?
Send 4-5 pictures, all at similar but different angles, along with the description.
Please allow 3-4 days for production.
Convo me with any questions <3

(If you’re wondering what a vajayjay is, click here and you can get it from Oprah’s mouth. Although the picture should be a dead giveaway.)

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