January 13, 2011

Hulk Think Entertainment Media Not Get Hulk

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And now, The Incredible Hulk:

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Hulk like Internet. Hulk enjoy sharing views with others. Hulk still believe that best way to make two people of one mind is to smash heads together, but Hulk mellowing in Hulk’s later years.

So Hulk shake head when Hulk read stupid article on puny website. First, even Hulk know that E! is not a word. Stupid puny humans. Hulk grammar less than perfect at times, but Hulk is Hulk. Hulk not known for witty repartee. Hulk never accused of being journalist! So when Hulk see debate about Hunky Stars of Hulk movies (which Hulk think not show best side of Hulk, but that another topic) and who would win in fight, Hulk get mad. Not as mad as Hulk used to get; Hulk working on anger management. Hulk live for today. Still, Hulk feel need to point out that Hulk is Hulk. Banner is Banner. Puny Banner! Does stupid writer think Hulk would call Banner puny Banner if Banner not puny? Does stupid writer think Hulk stupid? Hulk not stupid! If writer saying Hulk stupid, Hulk smash!

OK. OK. Hulk take breath now. Hulk find deep breathing to be effective form of calming Hulk when Hulk angry. Hulk strongest one there is. But Hulk know that Hulk need to be more careful. Hulk learn hard way that coffee tables don’t grow on trees.

So Hulk leave you with this. Hulk want to make sure people know that HULK NOT BANNER and BANNER NOT HULK. Banner is Banner (puny). Hulk is Hulk (not puny; also strongest one there is). Hulk not concerned about hunkiness; Hulk does think Hulk handsome in rugged, purple-pants wearing way.

Leave comment if agree with Hulk. If not agree, leave comment anyway. Hulk promise not to smash.

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Thank you, Hulk. You are welcome anytime.

The Hulk Smashdown: Which Hunky Star Would Win in a Fight? – E! Online


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3 Responses to “Hulk Think Entertainment Media Not Get Hulk”

  1. By Whit on Jan 14, 2011 | Reply

    I have a question for you, Hulk. Why purple? Were those the only pants that fit, or are you a Vikings fan?

  2. By Daddy on Jan 14, 2011 | Reply

    Hulk replies:
    Hulk wear pants that stretch because… well… Hulk not like to brag but Hulk hung like Wookie.
    http://www.cafepress.com/hunglikeawookie.22644876
    Hulk not know Hulk’s pants purple. Hulk color blind. And not in puny politically correct way.
    Hulk thanks you for comment. If Hulk meet you in person, Hulk not smash.

  3. By Daddy on Jan 14, 2011 | Reply

    Hulk replies again:
    Hulk not Vikings fan. Hulk think Vikings stink worse than Abomination. Hulk like Adrian Peterson; he help Hulk win fantasy football league last year. Hulk just want to make that clear.

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