August 12, 2012
Brett Singer Tweets for 2012-08-12
This week is Brett Singer Tweets — lines from my upcoming unerotic novel “One Shade of Grey”, I point out my sadness at not seeing The B-52’s perform live, and I discover that there is in fact a baseball team called The Isotopes, just like on The Simpsons. What a world we live in. Avanti!
- “Thank you, sorority girl, who is easy on the eyes but painful on the brain and ear drums.” – Dumb Sorority… http://t.co/oRecWW7z #
- “It’s hard to think of a hurdler that’s sexier than Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke.” I realize I…” http://t.co/en7zqBMi #
- Stephen A. Smith Reacts To Jay Pharoah’s SNL Impression [VIDEO] – This is a damn good impression. Only… http://t.co/6pSC0YzD #
- Brett Singer Tweets for 2012-08-05 http://t.co/kmJjADKW #
- Rob Zombie is awesome. Great use of meme to promo music. http://t.co/9nOIrhe8 #
- Potentially handy article for authors. http://t.co/cYVfmWpe #
- “Well, if I were single, sure. I’m married. Maybe we could play chess instead?” – from my novel “One Shade Of Grey” #
- To Do: Update To Do List http://t.co/UTyDHpYi #
- This city is just wifi-a-rama. I pick up signals without trying. They don’t work. But I pick them up. #
- Cool! I’d see it anyway, but still good 2 know QT @The_MarySue: Tom Hiddleston Says Thor 2 Is “Utterly Brilliant”… http://t.co/Z28q0UFy in reply to The_MarySue #
- Are you quoting Larry King? “Call me crazy but I like chicken!” RT @BrianLynch: I don’t care WHO I offend, JAWS is a good movie. #
- Indeed. RT @joeyesposito: Remember that time Matt Murdock and Elektra fought on a see-saw? Fuck that shit. #
- The Replacements. There is no substitute. #
- “2nd Avenue. Transfer to the Mythical Second Avenue Subway.” #
- This can’t possibly be legal. Required pregnancy test? RT @ABC High School Panned for Pregnancy Ban http://t.co/24IKwHAN in reply to ABC #
- Handy list if you need it. Hollywood Telekinesis and Psychokinesis Movie List http://t.co/xTLCFWpw #
- Cool pic RT @cksample: Photo “Bored delivery” by C.K. Sample III (@cksample) #500px http://t.co/WAOoxffR #
- Well said RT @Ronibear87Nati: @ABC Thats exactly how I feel. Quit giving these girls a tv show, and give them Sex Ed… Sheesh! #
- I would like to see @theB52s at Irving Plaza but I don’t think I’ll get there. *boohoo* http://t.co/odT6e7ex #
- Well I have to RT this. RT @jeff_gluck: Twitter pet peeve: RTing compliments about yourself. #
- Go success! Even for someone I don’t know! RT @milstrills: Over 1,300 plays on @SoundCloud and 680 followers! Wow!! #
- Nice that @Chicagomusical still has 1 of the best looking casts on Bway RT @NewYorkTheater @BryantParkNYC http://t.co/ezPlDKny #
- haven’t read article but this sounds unsafe RT @HuffingtonPost Jake Gyllenhaal shot…w/ live ammo for new film http://t.co/BDHFueGf #
- Now I know what that phrase means. Sort of. RT @AVTVClub: #HereComesHoneyBooBoo .. settles for “vajiggle jaggle”. http://t.co/4WhWwTXl #
- Heh RT @CatsPolitics: But they must be under 16 oz. RT @NewYorkPost Mayor Bloomberg lifts ban on vibrator giveaway http://t.co/xtaAetEm #
- JD Rules! RT @jdharm: At least I know how to spell “retarded” asshole #
- I kinda wish I’d seen this #Olympics moment live. Looks cool. http://t.co/zaiFXM4O #
- The man speaks truth. RT @MrEdLover: Women want sex! Maybe just not with you!! #
- Very cool pics here. Look at them. RT @TMTLShow: I posted 12 photos on Facebook in the album “The Mongoose Jam” http://t.co/WJN6zoES #
- Daddy Skills Rap Video http://t.co/ZO1v2OlY #
- Oh. The headline. So good. RT @CatsPolitics: Awe.Some. RT @Deadspin jobseeker rejected by Padres http://t.co/yZNG2DZL #
- Comment of the Day – Eddie Murray Sparkles 16 hours ago I’m surprised the U.S. won at all, given that… http://t.co/yLQHFfPW #
- There’s a real team named the Isotopes – Old Man Bobby Abreu Is Heading To Triple-A – @Deadspin http://t.co/okWdflqR #
- Guess I’m Not A Big Baseball Fan – From a story about Bobby Abreu being sent to the minors (to a team named… http://t.co/ZBCVmKoA #
- Good question. -> Is death on Mars a fair trade-off to get life on #Mars @TechRepublic http://t.co/jCYy3D67 #
- Like a boss! 🙂 RT @DaddysinCharge: I’m watching Brave in regular D. #
- RT @pattonoswalt: Just realized: when someone dies & it hurts me, I RT a flurry of random, funny shit. It’s my defiant retort to death. #
- Holy crap. http://t.co/skowpKB2 #
- “Is it just me or is the world ending more often these days?” – Futurama #
- The Brady Bunch in Space – “Martian, Martian, Martian!” #JanBrady #