September 4, 2011

Brett Singer Tweets for 2011-09-04 and More

    This is a tremendous amount of tweets from the Brett Singer Twitter feed. It appears to have been a glitch. But my tweets are so amusing, you won’t mind reading them all. Right? Of course not.

    • Just discovered my tv has built in games. Why? Seems odd. #
    • Are there no sports doctors besides Dr. James Andrews? What do athletes do if he’s, yknow, busy? #
    • Remote controlled poop for a good cause. A cause other than a quick chuckle, that is. http://bit.ly/aLQ3Ns #
    • “Imagine you just got sexually harassed and then you get a call from Woody Johnson. Who’s next, Penis Hard?” #sternshow #inessainz #jets #
    • Texas State Representative barbecue duel – I think all elections should be decided by BBQ contests. ( http://bit.ly/bKlELK ) #
    • New article by Brett Singer – “How to Deal With Bullies: Advice for Parents – ParentDish” ( http://bit.ly/cpMYdE ) #
    • “Heliotrope: The World’s First Energy Positive Solar Home | Inhabitat” That’s a lot of windows. ( http://bit.ly/c9oT8g ) #
    • Went to vote. Place was empty. I think I was the 100th person. They should drop balloons like supermarkets, might increase attendance. #
    • BS Blog Post: : Cee Lo Not The First Pop Star To Curse http://brettsinger.com/bs/2010/09/14/cee-lo-not-the-first-pop-star-to-curse/ #
    • DaddyTips blog post: More Advice About The Lunch https://daddytips.com/index.php/2010/09/14/more-advice-about-the-lunch/ #
    • Krazy Glue doesn’t work as well as it used to. I blame the commies. Also Congress. Because, you know, why not? #
    • Warner Bros to release Thundarr The Barbarian cartoon released on DVD. Ariel! Ookla! Ride! http://bit.ly/dBDI3l #
    • “What Happened to Michael Vick’s Dogs? Jim Gorant Tells the Story in His New Book – Paw Nation” ( http://bit.ly/d4Selv ) #
    • “Dog Poop Powers Light in Massachusetts Park – Paw Nation” Holy sh… ( http://bit.ly/bJyF1I ) #
    • Thought you tossed your cookies? Watch out for Flash cookies. http://nyti.ms/dzZRjU #
    • Christine O’Donnell has lost the Satanist vote. I have no comment because I do not wish to be burned by hellfire. http://bit.ly/bCQSZ1 #
    • Newsflash: We’re still fat. ( Obesity rates still alarmingly high, Reuters, http://bit.ly/aF5gQi ) #
    • Horniest dinosaur ever, figuratively and literally. It had a lot of horns, and was horny. Found in Utah, ironically. http://bit.ly/a7gfGi #
    • Who Let The Dogs Out #SongsYouWontHearWhenMikeVickIsPlaying #
    • Anything by Three Dog Night #SongsYouWontHearWhenMikeVickIsPlaying #
    • Gin n Juice by Snoop Dogg #SongsYouWontHearWhenMikeVickIsPlaying #
    • Black Dog by Zeppelin #SongsYouWontHearWhenMikeVickIsPlaying #
    • The Beatles Hey Bulldog #SongsYouWontHearWhenMikeVickIsPlaying #
    • I Wanna Be Your Dog #SongsYouWontHearWhenMikeVickIsPlaying #
    • Hound Dog #SongsYouWontHearWhenMikeVickIsPlaying #
    • What songs did I miss? “Songs You Won’t Hear When Michael Vick Is Playing” ( http://bit.ly/9XvDZj ) #SongsYouWontHearWhenMikeVickIsPlaying #
    • The Breakfast Club Turns 25 [I Feel Old] – DaddyTips.com ( http://bit.ly/aqRW3M ) #
    • Heh heh… Wang marries DeCock. “Great Job, Internet! Wang marries DeCock | The A.V. Club” ( http://bit.ly/a7UpW4 ) #
    • The Breakfast Club Turns 25 [I Feel Old] ( DaddyTips.com http://bit.ly/aqRW3M ) #
    • BS Blog Post: : Full Moon and Facebook Goes Down http://brettsinger.com/bs/2010/09/23/full-moon-and-facebook-goes-down/ #
    • I need to spend some time and figure out what this means. Sounds cool tho. “New Supercluster Detected” ( http://bit.ly/dz9RvZ ) #
    • Michael Kay saying on ESPN radio that ‘everybody needs to relax’ is pretty funny, esp when he’s yelling at top volume. #nfl #
    • NYC pigeons get less fearful every year. #thebirds #
    • Seriously. Pigeons used to not go anywhere near you. Now they land right in front of ppl and don’t move until you’re almost on top of them. #
    • Mel Gibson to appear on Mad Men – could this possibly be true? If so, can he please play a Mexican rabbi? http://snipurl.com/161a0c #
    • I just saw Obi Won Kenobi walk by. The Alec Guinness version. Looked just like him. Too fast to get a pic, sorry. But trust me. #
    • Writing about Smallville. Now my word processor has Kryptonite in autospell. This makes me happy. #geekgoldcard #
    • My review of the Smallville final season premiere @The_AV_Club http://onion.com/9NSXdS Smallville – “Lazarus” #
    • Are they running ads in spanish during the #Jets game bc of Mark Sanchez? Funny. #nfl #
    • Everybody loves NFL Matchup on ESPN (thats what this article says anyway) http://bit.ly/d7Sfiy #nfl #
    • Tony Dungy has those crazy eyes. Also large ears. Oh, and not very interesting to listen to. Otherwise, I like the guy. #nfl #
    • Saying Enrique Iglesias ‘performed’ at halftime is true I guess, even if he was lip synching. #
    • Law & Order: Los Angeles is just… wrong. #
    • Ok, I’m gonna say it. Clearly Darrell Revis was the problem. #jets #nfl #
    • This list should be Greg Ginn, East Bay Ray, maybe Brian Baker, then end. “Greatest Punk Guitar Players ever” ( http://bit.ly/aLIVUI ) #
    • Johnny Depp might play Tonto in a Lone Ranger movie? Really? Not the Lone Ranger? Interesting. ( Deadline.com http://bit.ly/ctowFk ) #
    • Time Magazine should not use the letters OMG. In a different order it might be all right. ( ‘Twilight’ Finale Cast http://bit.ly/db9sev ) #
    • This is very cool. And I will never buy one. ( Laptop-in-keyboard will teeny little screen, via @GIZMODO http://snipurl.com/179jzi ) #
    • One of these may be my Android tablet. Really. Not yet shipped but soon. http://snipurl.com/17a8du #
    • BS Blog Post: : Archos Android Tablets Comparison http://brettsinger.com/bs/2010/09/29/archos-android-tablets-comparison/ #
    • BS Blog Post: : Nerdy Things I Do http://brettsinger.com/bs/2010/09/29/nerdy-things-i-do/ #
    • Shoppers are researching products online before they buy. This is news? What did they do before, throw darts? http://bit.ly/ahRv1p #
    • NPD study says 75% of users arent downloading content. Slightly surprised by the number but studies are suspect. http://bit.ly/abVIR1 #
    • BS Blog Post: : IPv6 Is Not a New Idea http://brettsinger.com/bs/2010/09/30/ipv6-is-not-a-new-idea/ #
    • Huh? “Pee-wee Herman to Host WWE Raw –FanHouse” ( http://bit.ly/cZKjtk ) #
    • New article by me – “Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh and Bakugan Explained – Grandparents.com” ( http://bit.ly/dcu1jC ) #
    • Wherein I write about bear hunting. Really. “Bow Hunter, 17, Bags 448-Pound Bear – ParentDish” ( http://bit.ly/bt6090 ) #
    • The headline for this story in my rss reader was “Nicole’s remnants soak east coast” which is creepy sounding. http://bit.ly/bE2am3 #
    • BS Blog Post: : About Brett Singer http://brettsinger.com/bs/2010/10/01/about-brett-singer/ #
    • BS Blog Post: : Fox News June 25, 2010 http://brettsinger.com/bs/2010/10/01/fox-news-june-25-2010/ #
    • President Obama names Pete Rose White House chief of staff??? Oh! Pete Rouse. #nevermind #
    • Real-life Iron Man suit, sort of. 5 years away. Not quite Iron Man but still cool. http://bit.ly/ck1dDB #
    • New article by me – “3 Secrets of an Artful Facebook Profile | CulturePOP – Ingredients for an Artful Life” ( http://bit.ly/9UY7hc ) #
    • I have never rooted harder for the Redskins to win. Vick has a right to try, I just don’t wish him well. #nfl #eagles #mcnabb #
    • Why does the trailer for Hereafter make me think of Inception? #
    • Todd Collins is my age! What the heck is he doing playing football? #nfl #
    • Yikes, that was a rough shot Todd Collins took. Vick hit was worse but Collins looks more fragile. #nfl #
    • At least the Giants beat up on crappy teams. That’s worth something. #nfl #
    • Listening to Chuck Chillout on Sirius. Met him once in the 80’s. Nobody was impressed except for me. #
    • Give Kanye credit for not being boring. Shoulda done more w/ the ballet dancers tho. “Kanye’s SNL Ballet [VIDEO]” ( http://bzfd.it/bW8t7B ) #
    • Turn Any Page Into A Game Of Asteroids is a fun stupid computer trick. Pretty sure its safe, caveat clicker. ( http://bzfd.it/aC3Nc4 ) #
    • Never heard of him. Song on this post is good. RIP. “Pitchfork: R.I.P. Detroit House Producer Aaron-Carl” ( http://bit.ly/9ZQRGo ) #
    • This is long but very well done. “Donald Duck In “Right Wing Radio Duck” [VIDEO]” ( http://bzfd.it/bskoO0 ) #
    • My review of a new gay reality show. “The A-List: New York | The A.V. Club” ( http://bit.ly/a7c0qS ) #
    • New article by me – Interview with Silly Bandz creator Robert Croak. -> CulturePOP – Ingredients for an Artful Life ( http://bit.ly/doeSZC ) #
    • Mike Francesa on WFAN discussing cortisone shots and draining fluid from knees. Luckily I wasn’t eating. #gross #
    • My son asked me to print out lyrics for an Eminem song. Not sure I want to. #daddytips #
    • If he listens to the song and doesn’t understand all the words, its less likely that he’ll repeat them. #daddytips #
    • Frankie Muniz don’t take no crap on Twitter “Frankie Muniz Vs. Fan [PIC]” ( http://bzfd.it/8XmLLA ) #
    • He caught the ball, you dopes! #mlb #yankees #twins #
    • Not that is mattered, but what a shitty call. Why can’t they have instant replay? #mlb #yankees #twins #
    • My review of last night’s South Park – “Poor and Stupid | South Park | A.V. Club” ( http://bit.ly/avadd8 ) #
    • Just bought lunch for $6.66. Expect to see demons emerge from the Hudson by 3pm. #
    • Yay Lance Berkman! Homering off Pavano makes it even better. #mlb #yankees #twins #
    • I need to listen to more reggae. It gets my head right. And that’s without smoking weed. #
    • I never thought I’d be someone who knew what Herbes De Provence is/are. Much less use it/them regularly. #
    • “I don’t know what the rule is for a check swing” is not something you should share if you are calling the #mlb playoffs on the radio. #
    • Cooking kale in olive oil, a little water, herbes de provence, truffle salt and pepper. I both hate and love myself. #chefdad #
    • Firefighters watch home burn bc fee not paid. This story appears to be true. ( ZDNet, http://zd.net/aQfAps via http://snipurl.com/1a3mp9 ) #
    • Cop who arrested Chris Simms said the smell of weed was “coming from his breath.” That’s better than some places it coulda been coming from. #
    • From NY Comic Con, Thor action figures (aka dolls for boys) from the upcoming film. http://bit.ly/abfvew #nycc #thor #geeky #
    • Ironically the kids are whining about going to a winery. #daddytips #
    • Need to talk to a lawyer who handles child custody/support cases for an article I’m writing. Deadline now. Anybody know someone? #
    • New article by me: “Fall Into Art: Los Angeles | CulturePOP – Ingredients for an Artful Life” ( http://bit.ly/b0zPLe ) #
    • “List of Jokes and Story Ideas by Former Simpsons Showrunners Hints at What Might Have Been | Splitsider” ( http://bit.ly/aVvcqZ ) #
    • Everybody pissed about the economy, which has sucked for awhile, but when we had a GOP prez no one seemed to notice. http://yhoo.it/a9s5jg #
    • Dad will be first out of the mine in Chile. http://yhoo.it/9QbvfN #
    • Foreclosure workers had no experience. How was this not illegal? http://yhoo.it/9GooXj #
    • How to waste less food. I know! Eat out more! ok, thats not what they mean. http://yhoo.it/cKU1zo #
    • Do dogs in the military have a Don’t Ask, Don’t Smell policy? #justasking #
    • “He hit me like spears from Africa!”-Mr. T on #sternshow when Howard asked him if he ever “f..ked a white woman.” #
    • Google Breaks Like The Wind – “Google funds major East Coast wind turbine project – ZDNet” ( http://zd.net/akS8j6 ) #
    • Do priests have a Don’t Ask, Don’t Go To Hell policy? #justasking #
    • The Maytag Man – does he subscribe to Don’t Ask, Don’t Sell? #justasking #
    • I have now tweeted 3500 times. As a Frenchwoman once said to me, in a way that is a lot, and in a way, it is nothing. #
    • By the way, that last tweet – “in a way that is a lot, and in a way, it is nothing” – does not mean what you may think it means. #
    • Here’s one. Do you still talk to Steve Jobs? How often? #WOZonTWIT @LeoLaporte #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Lego Pokemon https://daddytips.com/index.php/2010/10/13/lego-pokemon/ #
    • None of these fit the bill but it’s an interesting list. “Flavorwire » 7 Potential Heirs to the David Bowie Legacy” ( http://bit.ly/cQ7AI8 ) #
    • Been seeing a lot of Bowie-chatter lately. Not sure why. Reissue of a CD, but that doesn’t seem like enough. ( http://bit.ly/cQ7AI8 ) #
    • Bob Barker being wrong on The Price is Right. Watch the eyes. “YouTube- Bob Barker extremely distracted by Vanessa” ( http://bit.ly/9YpK1z ) #
    • Do teachers obey Don’t Ask, Don’t Spell? #justasking #
    • “Wolves would have done a better job.”-Howard Stern talking about his parents. #sternshow #
    • “Why guys are sweatier than gals” Turns out there’s a science reason. I always thought we were just more gross. ( http://bit.ly/d00Xa1 ) #
    • BS Blog Post: : A Disturbing Sentence http://brettsinger.com/bs/2010/10/15/a-disturbing-sentence/ #
    • Workout tips from Lou Ferrigno. Dude is 59 and in great shape. “The Hulk pumps you up with money-saving tips” ( http://bit.ly/9BhWFS ) #
    • New article by me: “Fall Into Art: Dallas | CulturePOP – Ingredients for an Artful Life” ( http://bit.ly/a8lMAL ) #
    • New article by me: “Opinion: Muslim Superhero Cartoon Does Not Signal the End of Times – ParentDish” ( http://bit.ly/99Ki1i ) #
    • I don’t need to read the article, headline is enough “Shaq Wants to Buy Smallest Horse in the World – Paw Nation” ( http://bit.ly/aLuxCO ) #
    • David Wells interviewing Kid Rock- its like Frost/Nixon, the sequel. #mlb #yankees #
    • When did kid rock become Bruce Springsteen junior? #
    • Ok, he stole third base. this is starting to look like the last episode of the simpsons (moneybart) #mlb #yankees #
    • Great shot of the beer vendor, tbs. #mlb #yankees #
    • Ok, that’s exactly what Bart Simpson did, except that he was out when he tried to steal home. I’m psychic. #mlb #yankees #
    • That last camera shot on tbs reminds me of Evil Dead, when they put the camera on a skateboard. #mlb #yankees #
    • I’m trying to be all positive (long story) but the tbs announcers are making that verrrry difficult. #mlb #yankees #
    • Going out on a limb here but Dirk Nowitzki is kind of tall. #
    • The Rangers should get Mr. T to be their spokesperson. #mlb #yankees #
    • These food processor things chop food up really good. #imalittleslow #
    • Is Glee responsible for these new ‘regular people singing’ tv ads? #
    • “If you’re going to jam something in to someone, do it to your best player.”-football or porn? #nfl #
    • Ray Lewis old spice ad is scarier than some horror movies. #nfl #
    • A seal block? That’s animal abuse! They can’t use seals in the nfl! Oh, a SEAL block… #nevermind #nfl #
    • If Jews really ran the media (College Humor) – short and moderately amusing. – http://is.gd/g6NFy #
    • “Obama tapes segment for Mythbusters to promote science, aid people who hate him | TV | Newswire | The A.V. Club” ( http://bit.ly/d4qhMW ) #
    • New ParentDish post by me – “Is it OK for Teachers and Students to be Facebook Friends?” ( http://bit.ly/aiDrAM ) #
    • Some guy on wfan was whining about Brett Gardner the other day. He was wrong. Brett Gardner honors the good name of Brett. #mlb #yankees #
    • Did somebody try to graffiti Cliff Lee’s hat? #mlb #yankees #
    • Forgot about the football game. Wow, Jacksonville kind of sucks. #
    • Interesting list “Top 40 best free legal movies you can download right now – TECH.BLORGE.com” ( http://bit.ly/aMNHrv ) #
    • Gilbert is awesome and will seemingly do ANYTHING for money. “Gilbert Godfried’s Anti-Piracy PSA [VIDEO]” ( http://bzfd.it/bkaY6z ) #
    • Jackass Fans rejoice. Or something. “‘Jackass 3D’ Sequel Hitting Theaters Sooner Than You Think – Moviefone Blog” ( http://bit.ly/95fM3n ) #
    • You know you’re in bad shape when you get teary eyed watching an episode of Smallville. #
    • Think about…? RT @The_AV_Club Hugh Jackman promises that the next Wolverine will really make you think. http://onion.com/9MHKTw in reply to The_AV_Club #
    • I’m a sucker for a dog photo. “Daily Chuck | dooce®” ( http://bit.ly/95DySs ) Also a sign of sinking, e.g. getting teary-eyed at Smallville. #
    • Clarence Thomas’ wife Virginia calls Anita Hill. Read the text of the voicemail. It is very odd. http://nyti.ms/b2dofI #
    • For those of you with way too much money, here is a $5000 yo yo. http://bit.ly/cih3Ab #
    • Original source for Virginia Thomas calls Anita Hill story. Hill thought the call was fake at first. Key detail. http://bit.ly/dAQBEu #
    • New Yorker writeup of Thomas voicemail story. Someone who heard it says message sounded “adversarial.” http://nyr.kr/a27lv7 #
    • This is just wrong. “Wacky Product Review – Temporary Pet Tattoos – Paw Nation” ( http://bit.ly/cFVc8V ) #
    • New article: “Should the Boy Scouts Stop Banning Gay Men and Atheists? – ParentDish” ( http://bit.ly/bW1oda ) #
    • For the Star Wars fan in your life with time on his hands-“How To Make Your Own Stormtrooper Helmet | Walyou” ( http://bit.ly/bv1fQj ) #
    • “My father was too busy to teach me how to play baseball. I had to resort to being an idiot.”-Howard Stern #sternshow #daddytips #
    • Angry Birds is pissing me off. Don’t make me angry, Birds. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry… Birds. #grr #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic Today – Is ‘Glee’ Not A Family Show? – ( http://bit.ly/9Ozoop ) #glee #
    • I want this. “Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter makes pizza cutting geeky | ZDNet” ( http://zd.net/cwUFYM ) #daddytips #geekgoldcard #
    • Looks like there’s no commitment, so go vote. “Vote for This Amazing Tron Watch to Get it Made | Wired.com” ( http://bit.ly/a2bQbs ) #
    • Is it me or is tbs ignoring the fact that GW Bush is at the game? They mention Nolan Ryan, but not dubya, even tho he’s right there. #mlb #
    • Actually, maybe that’s not dubya. He was there the other day tho and I don’t think anyone said anything. #mlb #
    • OK, I’m immature. But this is hilarious. Watch it, please. “Here’s A Video Of The Best Weather Dong In History” ( http://deadsp.in/bOIr7h ) #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic: Should Children Play Tackle Football? ( http://bit.ly/bF52IE ) #
    • Insanely intricate superhero tattoos. Lots of them. ( http://bit.ly/8WWV54 ) #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic – Is Halloween Just For Kids? Should cities stop teenagers from trick or treating? http://aol.it/c9a4kZ #
    • Line of the day: asteroids don’t always miss. NYTimes: Humans to Asteroids: Watch Out! http://nyti.ms/9aQKa2 #
    • With a losing record, broken foot and sextgate, is it possible that Brett Favre is no longer having fun out there? #nfl #justasking #
    • Just filmed a segment on bullying for ABC News, will post air times when I find out. #
    • In other news, ceiling up, floor down. “Male Drivers Lost Longer Than Women; Refuse to Ask for Directions-ABC News” ( http://bit.ly/cDeEWw ) #
    • Would You Use A Video Game To Teach Your Kids About Sex? – ParentDish ( http://aol.it/9sTgd0 ) Captain Condom vs the Sperminator. Hilarious. #
    • New article by Brett Singer: “IRS Doesn’t Care If Breast Is Best – ParentDish” ( http://aol.it/breMf1 ) #
    • Very cool looking little keyboard thingy for a TV/PC “ThinkGeek :: ProMini Wireless Keyboard with Trackpad” ( http://bit.ly/c15mqm ) #
    • I’m nerdy enough to be annoyed by this because there already IS a Catman character. “I Am Catman [PIC]” ( http://bzfd.it/9eHtmb ) #geeky #
    • Radio show returns this Friday at 12pm EST. My guest is Nathan Rabin of The AV Club, author of My Year of Flops ( http://bit.ly/d3ltkK ) #
    • “Arkansas School Board Member Will Wear Purple If Gay People Commit Suicide – ParentDish” ( http://aol.it/dh8aqm ) #
    • “Would You Give Your Child Weapons To Fight Bullies? – ParentDish” ( http://aol.it/bzUCPc ) #
    • Live radio show today at 12pm EST, interview with @nathanrabin of @The_AV_Club, discussing his new book ( http://bit.ly/d3ltkK ) #
    • For some reason it bothers me that the Dalai Lama is on twitter. #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic – How Much Candy Will You Let Your Kids Eat? Are you a candy killjoy? ( http://aol.it/b9t76r ) #
    • Holy crap. I made soup with random stuff and its actually good. Kids still vomit at mere mention of words “I made soup”, however. #chefdad #
    • Too bad I didn’t write down what was in this soup. Still, good flavor = progress. #chefdad #
    • robots in space – oh shit, here comes HAL. http://yhoo.it/cOyBfU #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic of the day — Do You Discuss Politics With Your Kids? ( http://aol.it/bD8xLU ) #
    • Say it with me now – the world is doomed. “College to Offer Class on Lady Gaga” ( http://bit.ly/aYqSm8 ) #romehasburned #
    • I think its sort of nice that the double rainbow guy is so enthusiastic about something. #positivethinking #
    • Pop quiz: Chocolate Touch – cell phone or porn flick? #
    • Google Sues United States. Sounds like an Onion headline except its real. #
    • “Knicks Game Canceled Due To Asbestos” ( http://deadsp.in/aLV5g1 ) Again, a headline that sounds like it came from The Onion, yet is real. #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Is Mike Shanahan Protecting His Son? https://daddytips.com/index.php/2010/11/02/is-mike-shanahan-protecting-his-son/ #
    • Not sure what @TheSlyStallone is getting at but “are you smarter then the characters I play?” is pretty funny. #
    • Enough election stuff! Who will be the next Batman villain? http://bit.ly/ctz1k4 #
    • Hillary Clinton says Prez Obama facing ‘goldilocks voters’ who think he’s done too much/little/etc. Cute. http://reut.rs/d2Yzyz #
    • Darn that liberal media,downplaying gop wins,giving all coverage to dem victories… oh. Wait. Right. #nevermind #
    • What? No UFO commission? WHAT ABOUT AREA 51??? “Denver voters shoot down plan to officially track space aliens” ( http://bit.ly/az5gR8 ) #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic: Should Race Be a Factor In Adoptions? ( http://aol.it/b2Dhoq ) #
    • a rare news item pairing ‘hobbit’ and ‘bankruptcy’. and why is the budget for two ‘hobbit’ flicks 500 million? http://yhoo.it/adFPxR #
    • My fantasy football team is so bad even Brad Childress couldn’t make it worse. #nfl #ffl #
    • Dead Dem beats live GOP candidate in California. Insert joke here. “Deceased Candidate Jenny Oropeza Re-Elected” ( http://aol.it/aRAIEU ) #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic: Would You Get Your Child a Pet Owl? This is really happening in India. ( http://aol.it/dfoQRa ) #
    • At the #spalaska press preview. The cookies are quite tasty. #
    • Played with a samsung galaxy tab at #spalaska event. Me likey, but tied to carrier is a non starter. #
    • “The Strange Link Between Winning Elections and Online Porn” aka “How To Get Page Views” ( TIME Healthland http://bit.ly/bHLsC2 ) #
    • New article by me – “Fall Into Art: Chicago | CulturePOP – Ingredients for an Artful Life” ( http://bit.ly/d2vJvI ) #
    • Article by me – “Fall Into Art: New York | CulturePOP – Ingredients for an Artful Life” ( http://bit.ly/9E1yUf ) #
    • Things no one tells you about kids: the NOISE. #daddytips #
    • “Are Your Children Obsessed With Technology? – ParentDish” ( http://aol.it/bX6MAv ) #
    • This is funnier than it should be. The autotune helps. “OUR HIT PARADE – Dynamite – Neal Medlyn covers Taio Cruz” ( http://bit.ly/c61DUj ) #
    • If you want to feel smart, do the usa today crossword puzzle. #
    • Do kids still play Capture The Flag? Or has the game been deemed too violent? #
    • Free iPad games to check out (more listed in the comments) via Kotaku http://bit.ly/8ZUmVQ #
    • Mike Tirico just said “throw the challenge fag… flag” heh heh. Hey Beavis. #nfl #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic – Did Your Kids Get a Flu Shot? ( http://aol.it/a2yYQw ) #
    • Some of these tips are actually good. “13 Tips for Dealing with a Really Lousy Day. | Psychology Today” ( http://bit.ly/bKZE0V ) #
    • Who says lame duck pols don’t do stuff? “Charlie Crist considering forgiving Jim Morrison’s penis | The A.V. Club” ( http://bit.ly/9kdmZx ) #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic – Should Violent Video Games Be Banned? ( http://aol.it/aiCvuO ) #
    • Great headline (and a reasonable question) “Does Miley Cyrus Have Something Against Pants? – ParentDish” ( http://aol.it/bkvmZM ) #
    • I prefer the darker olive oil. Is that racist? #
    • Kid catches a fly ball in video bball game. “Yay! I outed them!” Um, you got them out. Outed means something else. “What?” Nevermind. #
    • My review of a new HBO documentary about PTSD. Great film, hard to watch. “Wartorn: 1861-2010 | The A.V. Club” ( http://bit.ly/amrJtD ) #
    • Going live today at 12pm EST – Government Cheese, The Tea Party Schwarzenegger – Brett Singer | Blog Talk Radio ( http://bit.ly/9KZlhd ) #
    • Starting my live radio show in a few minutes, 12pm EST. Listen, dammit! Or download it later. ( http://bit.ly/9KZlhd ) #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic: Do The New Cigarette Warning Labels Go Too Far? ( http://aol.it/brGHh6 ) Smoking’s bad, but the new pics are gross. #
    • Just in case you didn’t already see this one – Driscoll Middle School Trick Play Video ( http://bit.ly/cazAkz ) Watch it, it’s fun. #
    • Getting my second wind right before the kids get home is not very useful. #
    • Free beverage that comes in a bottle shaped vaguely like a penis. http://bit.ly/bpyJFO (via gizmodo) #
    • Bernard Berrian responds to fans on Twitter. Responds a lot. http://bit.ly/9OvCrI #nfl #
    • Not new but what a great headline. “Short Doctors More Likely to Push Growth Hormone on Kids – ParentDish” ( http://aol.it/aarrLL ) #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic: Should We Stop Giving Teachers Tenure? ( http://aol.it/cREtE7 ) #
    • What are the odds that someone named GoodKnight would be a Tolkein fan? [ Glen Howard GoodKnight II dies at 69 – http://lat.ms/93GuFH ] #
    • These guys want one way trips to Mars. Sure. Right behind you, dude. You go first. http://yhoo.it/cJRfVj #
    • Oh please no -> LeBron James named finalist for Time magazine’s person of the year http://lat.ms/bsPBOt via @Bookgirl96 #
    • New GOP Rep Harris mad re: health plan wait+can’t buy coverage in the meantime. But Obamacare is a bad thing. Schmuck. http://yhoo.it/cbDCxI #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic – Are You Cutting Back on Holiday Gifts This Year? ( http://aol.it/afIYSH ) #
    • DaddyTips blog post: First Official Cars 2 Trailer https://daddytips.com/index.php/2010/11/16/first-official-cars-2-trailer/ #
    • Autotune videos are the new cat pictures. #deepthoughts #
    • First Official Cars 2 Trailer ( http://bit.ly/dq0tRQ ) DaddyTips.com via Daily What #pixar #cars2 #daddytips #
    • Via a site @scott_tobias sent me to, good music from Banana Clipz http://snipurl.com/1gt1gt more info here http://snipurl.com/1gt1ij #
    • Problem is RIM isn’t competing enuf on price. “RIM shows why its Playbook smacks the life out of the iPad [Video]” ( http://bit.ly/afacgs ) #
    • BS Blog Post: : Thoughts On RIM Playbook Vs iPad Video http://brettsinger.com/bs/2010/11/16/thoughts-on-rim-playbook-vs-ipad-video/ #
    • Mmmm… babies… “Warming Pouch Looks Like Baby Cooker – ParentDish” ( http://aol.it/97BAXi ) #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic – Would You Cosign A Loan For Your Parents? ( http://aol.it/csIsiO ) #
    • “Where there’s love, there’s hope.” – Batman #
    • My interview with Baba Booey “Howard Stern’s Gary ‘Baba Booey’ Dell’Abate Has His Own Talking to Do – ParentDish” ( http://aol.it/bZwTyf ) #
    • This is hilarious “‘Marvel Brothel’ Sex-Based Adventure Game Starring the X-Men – ComicsAlliance” ( http://aol.it/doMvL6 ) #
    • On Argentina’s ‘Dancing With the Stars’, they get almost naked and make sexytime ( BroBible.com, http://bit.ly/aNsM8b ) #nsfw #
    • I’m amazed that these leaks happen. It has to be someone with access to the material, right? [Potter Leak, http://on.wsj.com/bDh8nt ] #
    • Starting in 9 minutes “Erica Jong And Attachment Parenting” hosted by Brett Singer on #BlogTalkRadio http://tobtr.com/s/1380275 #
    • My guest today on #BlogTalkRadio is @mholler. 12:30pm EST/9:30am on that West Coast place. Tune in! http://tobtr.com/s/1380275 #parenting #
    • Listening to Howard Stern interview Billy Joel on Sirius. Really interesting. #
    • Billy Joel on having Paul McCartney over to his house for the first time: “I didn’t want to bother him with my meat.” #sternshow #
    • More Billy Joel on vegan Paul McCartney in his home: “I literally played hide the salami.” #sternshow Then he didn’t eat anything. #
    • IBM ad says 66% of new products have some kind of intelligence built in. Would that this were also true for people. #deepthoughts #
    • Um, Mr. Gumble? I don’t think the fans in New Jersey are in a ‘quandry’ over who to root for. Some are too drunk to spell ‘quandry.’ #nfl #
    • Brett Favre is NOT just having fun out there. #nfl #
    • Fan on the field is almost worth it to hear Greg Gumble say ‘nudnik’. #nfl #
    • Angerer is a good name for a football players (on the Colts). #nfl #
    • Impressive catch/run/drag defenders by Wes Welker who is not on the large size of NFL players. #
    • The thing Michael Vick liked least about prison was the fact that he couldn’t leave. Also, the best thing about is ice? Its cold. #
    • Love or hate Michael Vick, you have to admit he’s just not that bright. Good athlete. But not a deep thinker. #
    • Sounds wrong out of context: “when you and Tony Dungy began your relationship in prison.” #
    • Every scream from every Arnold movie – “”AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!” is for Arnold | Great Job, Internet! | The A.V. Club” ( http://bit.ly/adU7OE ) #
    • Funny – “Barbara Bush Jabs Sarah Palin: ‘I Hope She Stays’ In Alaska (VIDEO)” ( http://huff.to/g0Khv1 ) #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic – Did TMZ Go Too Far In The Mel Gibson Custody Battle? http://t.co/yfaFVyv #parenting #melgibson #celebs #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic – Will You Eat Healthy This Thanksgiving? Or pig out? http://t.co/u9Qw0Kk #
    • Nostalgia = death -> Old Star Wars and superhero glasses have been poisoning you with lead | A.V. Club http://t.co/xgLWjXo #
    • My review of new HBO doc ‘Public Speaking’ starring Fran Lebowitz and directed by Martin Scorsese | A.V. Club | http://t.co/VnM2gIE #
    • Jon Kitna doing his Michael Vick impression. Hopefully he won’t go all the way and beat up a dog. #nfl #
    • The “win 2 challenges get 1 more” is like something you’d find in kindergarten #nfl #
    • Words you don’t want to hear from the kids in the other room: “hey, this would make a good slingshot!” #
    • Sausage pancake bites, aka The Thing That Should Not Be #
    • Nice to see Peyton Manning getting some advertising work. #
    • After the nytimes story re: govt helping dominos pizza, the ads make me angry. #
    • Brett Favre looks like he has a cross carved on his head, a la Charles Manson. #
    • I think Mike Tolbert is made of bowling balls. There’s a cracking sound no matter where the Colts hit him. #nfl #
    • Or maybe the cracking sound was part of Tolbert. He’s on the sidelines. #
    • Wow. Peyton Manning is wearing his poopy pants tonight. #nfl #
    • Jaywalking in a wheelchair seems like a bad idea. (Jayrolling? No… jaychairing?) #deepthoughts #
    • Um, OK – Ugly Betty actor who murdered his mother with sword says he did it to kill the demon inside of her | A.V. Club http://t.co/EKq52IU #
    • My review of new superhero cartoon series, Young Justice. Gets a little heated in the comments. [ A.V. Club http://t.co/XzdUwHy ] #
    • “Oh, like knowing how to cook is a skill.” – response to a projected questioning of my culinary abilities. #
    • Bob Geldof Hates ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’. He wrote it. http://t.co/ZPlMBas #humbug #
    • Does this mean Jon Kyl wears skirts? Claire McCaskill: GOP ‘Hiding Behind The Skirts’ Of Jon Kyl On START Debate (VIDEO) http://t.co/Am6Olrs #
    • The Moon’s Mystery Water: No One Has Any Idea Where Lunar Liquid Came From – TIME NewsFeed http://t.co/tDdfBah #
    • My interview with Broadway Costume Designer Catherine Zuber (Women on the Verge…) | CulturePOP http://t.co/IiMr1Cw #
    • Steve Martin: Atheists Don’t Have No Songs (until now) YouTube – http://t.co/rOXShxG #
    • Happy Chanukkah from Electric Menorah (which is me and @jimn) http://t.co/Puc6xQA #chanukkah #songs #music #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Bert and Ernie Ante Up [DaddyTube] https://daddytips.com/index.php/2010/12/01/bert-and-ernie-ante-up-daddytube/ #
    • ParentDish Hot Topic – Would You Put Your Baby on a Diet? – http://t.co/VK46PvW (People are actually doing this, apparently.) #
    • When I was a kid I ate Bubblicious gum. Now I eat fiber-licious cereal. Getting older. Feh. #deepthoughts #
    • Happy #Hanukkah Here’s a new song from Electric Menorah, Charmonica For Chanuka. http://snipurl.com/1ka8uj (semi-new anyway) #
    • “A trip to the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl is up for grabs.” What’s 2nd prize, a trip to the salad bar? #bcs #
    • Seriously iPad? The only way to get stuff out of the default Notes app is to sync with Mail or email the text? Lame. #ihole #
    • The degree to which the ipad needs to be wired to a computer is higher than it should be. It’s just not a standalone device. #ihole #
    • My kids and I have determined that it would be difficult, if not impossible, for a snake to bite their own tounge. Long story. #
    • Headline in the New York Times: Viewers Like Christmas. #
    • Walking Dead is already at the season finale? That was fast. #
    • Add Kirby’s Epic Yarn to the list of video games I don’t understand. It seems to be less obnoxious than Super Mario Bros. Wii however. #
    • The film Barney’s Version is probably not about Barney Miller. Bummer. #
    • Reading about Sundance movies. ‘Another Earth’ sounds interesting. Alternate realities are cool. #
    • Sundance had 10,000 submissions this yr, up from 7k in 2006. Phew! I was concerned there weren’t enough movies being made. #
    • Mark Ruffalo says he worked on ‘kids are alright’ for only 6 days. (NY Times) Funny. #
    • I love how no one seemed to notice the govt debt problem until a dem was elected President. #
    • Kevin Sorbo is in a Hallmark Christmas movie. These are the end times. #romeisburning #
    • “Michael Vick sticks it in there” – out of context football announcing is fun. #nfl #
    • “Dad, why are the birds so angry?” “I don’t know, my son. I don’t know.” #angrybirds #
    • Chris Cooley looks chilly. #nfl #
    • Kenny Albert’s head is a giant egg. #nfl #
    • “My hands are full with premium chicken.” Not a good pickup line. #
    • Guy adjusting Cofield’s shirt on sidelines look like a hobbit next to the players. #nfl #giants #
    • Peyton Manning wearing his poopy pants again. 2 weeks in a row. #nfl #
    • Peyton looks like he’s auditioning to play the “before” guy in a laxative ad. #nfl #
    • Peter King offers to massage Favre’s shoulder. Or anything else. Whatever he needs, Peter King is there. #nfl #
    • “Have a good day dad! Have fun checking your Facebook account and playing Angry Birds on your iPad!” #stuffmykidsaid #
    • New article by me (even though I’m a dog person) – Movie Cats We Love – Paw Nation http://t.co/F51qSLK #
    • Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln, this is a scary question: Does Justin Bieber think he’s his generation’s Kurt Cobain? http://t.co/PwBEQKf #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Three New TRON: Legacy Featurettes https://daddytips.com/index.php/2010/12/06/three-new-tron-legacy-featurettes/ #
    • Watching Rex Ryan do stuff like try and move without sweating is fun. Makes me feel skinny. #nfl #
    • New nfl announcing cliche-moveable chess piece. Are there chess pieces that you can’t move? Really big ones I guess. #
    • “One of the young tight ends” – oooga. #nfl #
    • Are There Too Many Teen Moms on TV? – ParentDish http://t.co/iatCbHs #
    • Top 10 Tech Toys for Kids – ParentDish http://t.co/dNe9qN9 #
    • Bizarre Emergency Room Injuries, the Sequel – ParentDish http://t.co/natUBFn #
    • Even Sonic The Hedgehog Can’t Escape The Recession – Sonic Cash for Gold – Geeks of Doom http://t.co/Siw3WN4 #
    • This is my favorite band name of the day – Evangenitals (MySpace page http://t.co/9sUU4N0 ) #music #goodnames #
    • Should Children of Illegal Immigrants Be Deported? – ParentDish http://t.co/jOn2v4q #
    • Kum & Go – gas station or drive-thru porn palace? http://t.co/TJYfQ9e (via http://t.co/xw8w4m8 which is a very weird thread) #
    • New article by me – Document Your Holidays Creatively | CulturePOP http://t.co/FxsY6HR #
    • The Nine Worst Moms of Oscar Season — NY Mag Vulture http://t.co/7S9Kre5 #
    • Horrible story, great headline – This Is What You Get for Picking Up Another Dog’s Poop? – Gothamist http://t.co/IglrYSU #nyc #
    • New John Lennon interview released by Rolling Stone: “I’m Not Interested In Being A Dead Fucking Hero” – Gothamist http://t.co/RRNigFZ #
    • Also on Gothamist, a scan of radio stations from the night Lennon was shot. Not great but interesting. http://t.co/RRNigFZ #johnlennon #
    • What Are Your Favorite Christmas TV Specials? – ParentDish http://t.co/p80hjrm #holidays #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Original Tron Not Available on DVD? https://daddytips.com/index.php/2010/12/08/original-tron-not-available-on-dvd/ #
    • Cute little pet story – The Grinch Helps Shelter Pets Find Homes – Paw Nation http://t.co/b3SG46U #
    • Birth dolls, this is going viral – Meet MamAmor, the Doll That Gives Birth – ParentDish http://t.co/PrpBHGF #
    • The day’s hot topic – Do You Strap Your Baby in on the Plane? – ParentDish http://t.co/1nzYwKP #
    • Are You More Focused on Family This Holiday Season? – ParentDish http://t.co/ep2zWiy #
    • Farm share delivered giant pile of kale. Told children we will be eating only kale until February. Predicting Lord of the Flies type revolt. #
    • Jeep Call of Duty Black Ops edition? Seriously? #
    • “Will an all female team win Amazing Race for the 1st time?” OMG! If they do, will it lead to… The End Times???? #
    • Are the Radio City Rockettes less exciting now that so many women dress like Rockettes every day? #deepthoughts #
    • This Jets Dolphins game is like a Pop Warner scrimmage. #nfl #
    • Jets WRs need to catch the ball to give Sanchez confidence, says Dan Fouts. That and, you know, it would help them win the game. #nfl #
    • On those weird ingame headshots, Kitna doesn’t move, Romo can’t stop shaking and licking his lips. Weird. #nfl #
    • This is either viral marketing or expensive parody. Kind of meh. Yogi Bear: “Booboo Kills Yogi” ending http://t.co/eCQvtfF #wth #why #
    • Oprah ‘shocked’ ppl think she and Steadman broke up. She can take comfort in the fact that I never think about their relationship at all. #
    • Song stuck in my head – REM Fall On Me http://bit.ly/e5lE83 #
    • Weiners scalping free tix for Giants Vikings game in Detroit. #jerks #nfl http://bit.ly/eazOcC #
    • That Kay Jewlers ad, if you don’t see that the guy is in the army it looks like wife is visiting him in prison. #random #
    • Coach was really laying into Tavaris Jackson. Guy didn’t do THAT bad. #nfl #
    • My bad, that was Adrian Peterson getting hollered at. #nfl #
    • Is Eli Manning throwing INTs to make Brett Favre feel better about not starting? #nfl #
    • Kay Jewelers has Chocolate Diamonds, which sounds like the title of a blaxploitation film #ads #
    • Comic book title of the day: Glamazonia The Uncanny Super-Tranny #funnytitles #actualbooktitles http://snipurl.com/1nd8st #
    • It’s unlikely that Google reads my email but I’ve started to be more vague; not mentioning specific names, using codewords even I don’t get. #
    • What Are The Kids Doing During Holiday Vacation? – ParentDish http://t.co/OPn1VQF #
    • New article by me – Apps for Parents: ParentDish’s Top 10 Picks – ParentDish http://t.co/5woXdbx #iphone #android #apps #
    • Hey! Annoying audio that tells you nothing about the site it’s on! Larry Tate is turning in his grave [ broadcastr http://t.co/O11Y9Gp ] #
    • New (short) article by me – iPad 2? CulturePOP http://t.co/MkOs8yh #ipad #ipad2 #istuff #
    • 270 of this year’s movies in one glorious video | Film | Great Job, Internet! | The A.V. Club http://t.co/HhKtVPh #
    • Best. Headline. Ever. (Today.) Tommy Lee demands SeaWorld stop using cow vaginas to masturbate killer whales | A.V. Club http://t.co/ZyowvsJ #
    • Using a Windows laptop for the first time in awhile. Forgotten how much fun chkdsk is. #ihole #
    • Going live on Blog Talk Radio at 12pm EST. Listen, call, chat, or all three. http://t.co/ZELWXrR #
    • BS Radio Show Notes 12-15-10 http://t.co/N1MV7d0 #
    • Baba Wawa asked Rachel Campos-Duffy if she wished she had a career. What Would You Say To Barbara Walters? – ParentDish http://t.co/lWAEOt6 #
    • The Patriot App http://t.co/ClegBBx via @ shr.lc #
    • Michael Vick Wants A Dog — no, sersiously. He said it. What a moron. http://t.co/p8348BE #
    • Are Happy Meal Ads Too Tempting for Children? – ParentDish http://t.co/4HLEZ8D via @ shr.lc #
    • Another Creative Slur From Mel Gibson http://t.co/myGA90s #
    • What on earth are jeggings? #wtf #dumbwords #newspeak #
    • You know how you never see a list of the most powerful white guys in business? #deepthoughts #
    • honest video game tip for Kirby’s Epic Yarn admits the train level is annoying http://bit.ly/gnxgsM #wii #
    • I know he won’t but I wish Tim Tebow calls his memoir “Are you there, God? It’s me, Tim Tebow.” #
    • “That food bank used to be a regular bank!” #thesimpsons #
    • What was that little shimmy by the patriots #14 Maybe he’s got music piped into his helmet? #nfl #
    • How Old is Too Old to Believe in Santa Claus? – ParentDish http://t.co/fiY08H6 #
    • With Michael Vick we can’t “let it go” bc so many ppl are praising him to the skies. If you shut up, we will. #
    • Nice music selections during delay in Minnesota-Jeopardy theme, Ramones (Hey, Ho, Let’s go) #nfl #
    • Wow, Kesha is really terrible. Some modern day Malcolm Maclaren needs to put together a Sex Pistols type band to take advantage of this. #
    • Eminem is remarkably depressing for a mainstream artist. Is there someone else as raw and direct in their lyrics? (Probably but who?) #help #
    • The Shrek movies are terrible. #deepthoughts #
    • Almost anything is funnier with a Scottish accent. #deepthoughts #
    • Is anyone actually pro cancer? #deepthoughts #
    • This is not what I thought SOL stood for: http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23SOL #
    • Sweet old school here @QtipTheAbstract happy bday to my brotha @shawnpen1 !!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPyxzuvZd3Y&feature=related #
    • The least essential albums of 2010 | A.V. Club http://t.co/0CF8OAF My contributions: Real Housewives, Video Games Live and Yoga Revolution #
    • Would You Get A Vaginal Steam Bath To Help You Get Pregnant? – ParentDish http://t.co/EpzQtwL #
    • So the lame duck session has passed a ton of bills, all with bi-partisan support. This couldn’t happen earlier in the year because…? #
    • DaddyTips.com – Michael Lohan Defends Daughter Lindsay [But He Should Just Shut Up] http://t.co/AQIRBp7 #
    • In case you need a last minute Christmas gift – Sling Shot Under Five Bucks [DaddyShop] http://t.co/s4n7r7X #daddytips #
    • Toe no! Rex Ryan really stepped in it this time! #footgate #jets #
    • Say it ain’t toe! Did Rex Ryan put his foot in his mouth??? #footgate #jets #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Should True Christians Ditch The Tree? https://daddytips.com/index.php/2010/12/25/should-true-christians-ditch-the-tree/ #
    • A brief history of .500 NFL playoff teams http://bit.ly/euuksw #
    • They have curling matches year round??? Dude. I need to bookmark this site. http://bit.ly/htQIla #
    • Useful list of hidden ipod commands for various models. Handy for those of us with old tech. http://bit.ly/gaB6qo #
    • Watching college football, which I do rarely. Some thoughts to follow. #
    • Something about Urban Meyer makes me want to kick him. #
    • So far lots of fumbles and incomplete passes. Wow! So impressive. #ncaa #college #bowlgames #
    • Joe Paterno (is that the penn state coach’s name?) either has saggy man boobs or is smuggling lemons in his shirt. #
    • There is a college player named Nick Toon. Is his brother named Car? Is there a guy named Warner Brothers? Cartoon Network? #
    • Who would win in a cage match, Joe Paterno or Al Davis? #deepthoughts #
    • Cute sign http://twitpic.com/3m3ewm #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Father And Son Quarterbacks https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/01/02/father-and-son-quarterbacks/ #
    • Its a real punters duel in seattle! #nfl #
    • Three very dangerous words: your opinion counts. #
    • Should the Government Do More to Stop Kids From Smoking? – ParentDish http://t.co/fXuHgBk #
    • Anyone got a recommendation for a good toaster oven? Mine is old and probably slightly dangerous. #
    • “People don’t know what they’re doing Howard, that’s why I have to yell at them.” – Robin Quivers on people’s eating habits #sternshow #
    • Do You Go Tanning With Your Kids? – ParentDish http://t.co/2FV6vcv Warning: this blog post starts with a picture of the Jersey Shore folk. #
    • New article by me – Q & Art: Actor and Writer Elisabeth Röhm | CulturePOP http://t.co/nAYKkzt #
    • Female Sports Reporters Get Treated Like Crap [DaddyTips.com] http://t.co/nFWv5Zk aka Mamas, don’t let your boys grow up to be a-holes #
    • Cam Newton’s Father coming to BCS championship game [DaddyTips.com] http://t.co/fTXuADX aka If Dad does something bad, don’t listen to him #
    • This Is Every Batmobile Ever http://t.co/rncIYcC via @jalopnik #
    • “@markknoller: WH says repeal bill would explode the deficit, raise costs…” but other than that mrs. Lincoln how was the play? #
    • “@CatsPolitics: My CAT gets a fresh needle daily. But DC wasn’t allowed to use its OWN FUNDS… to reduce needle sharing?” nice. #
    • Holy crap @The_AV_Club: Ted Haggard to bounce back from that whole male-hookers-and-meth thing with a reality show. http://onion.com/ew9JNv #
    • My children are working on a comic strip that I will post on daddytips.com. It is extremely awesome. #
    • I think kale gives me gas. #toomuchinformation #
    • Why do things “give” us gas? Is it a gift? #deepthoughts #
    • Ordered nfl training camp for wii. Fitness video games are better than nordic tracks – they take up less room when u don’t use them. #hmmm #
    • New article by me – Theaters Nationwide Host Special Movie Screenings for Kids With Autism – ParentDish http://t.co/meQF074 #
    • Are Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith Pushing Their Kids Too Hard? – ParentDish http://t.co/SQKaMpv #
    • I love how dungy talks about the postseason as if he’s had huge success there. “Its no different.” Dummy. #nfl #
    • Reggie Bush was looking at cheerleaders instead of the ball. #
    • Entering… football… coma… #nfl #
    • “He’s one of those man-beater guys” – nfl announcer. Funnier out of context. #
    • Lot of saints dropping balls here #nfl #
    • “Iced coffee helps me keep up.” Sure. So does cocaine. Whatever works. #
    • “You don’t look like a mom. You look happy.”-Bart to Marge on #thesimpsons #
    • kentucky fans attacking @petethamelnyt about some ncaa thing. ppl need to calm down. everywhere. http://sbn.to/fiaPGk #
    • Jared Lee Loughner was too crazy for community college or the army. But not too crazy to buy guns. Hmm. http://yhoo.it/gIHUxL #
    • And as for the “Gifford’s a liberal” – she’s heavily pro gun. Not typically liberal. Everybody needs to #calmdown http://yhoo.it/gIHUxL #
    • Anyone know what to do with jerusalem artichokes, which are neither artichokes nor from jerusalem? #
    • Should College Athletes Spend More Time in Class? – ParentDish http://t.co/gduZyYO #
    • Cee-Lo’s “Fuck You” in American Sign Language | Great Job, Internet! | The A.V. Club http://t.co/mkk56Es #
    • For the 10000th time, Plaxo’s business model is borderline spam and I don’t do it. Don’t add me. Not that you did it by choice, of course. #
    • It would be wonderful if more people with jobs actually did them with competence. Pie in the sky, I know. #
    • Torturing myself by reading tweets about #idol from #tca I really dislike that show and everything it represents. #
    • “When things go wrong you can never have enough empathy”-mayor Bloomberg. Wow. He’s really clueless isn’t he? #
    • Mayor Mike has identified the problems nyc had last month w/snow. So he’s going to… resign? #
    • Oh, btw, despite what the song says, don’t take the A train in the snow. Last time ppl got stuck for 7 hours. #
    • 5-9 inches is big for some things, for snow, not necessarily. #
    • How would banning 30 round magazines violate the 2nd amendment? #
    • Its going to snow here but its 73 in Dubai. Clearly this is a reason to blame Arabs for the weather. #
    • Possible snow day coming up, this might help – Rainy Day Activities for Kids – Fun Indoor Kids Activities – Redbook http://t.co/OcZh3kY #
    • New article by me – The Man Behind The Illusionist | CulturePOP | Ingredients for an Artful Life http://t.co/AQOyqCX #
    • New CD review by me – Cake: Showroom Of Compassion | The A.V. Club http://t.co/OsO9J2g #
    • “Wow, its hard to handle three balls!”-my kid, playing a ps3 pinball game. #
    • Anyone in nyc notice how much its NOT SNOWING AT ALL??? #
    • NOW its snowing in nyc. Mayor Mike probably brought in snow making machines so he could show how efficient he is. #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Did Your Kids Get a Snow Day Today? https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/01/12/did-your-kids-get-a-snow-day-today/ #
    • Did Your Kids Get a Snow Day Today? – DaddyTips.com http://t.co/PAdPigV #
    • this is bizarre. are people really pissed at ginnifer goodwin for going on weight watchers when she was 9? http://bit.ly/hg74PL #
    • DaddyTips blog post: DaddyTips Comic: Fart Cop https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/01/12/daddytips-comic-fart-cop/ #
    • DaddyTips Comic: Fart Cop, written and drawn by my kids. It is awesome. First episode later today. http://t.co/aM1DgVt #
    • Are Jared Loughner’s Parents to Blame for His Actions? – ParentDish http://t.co/rirAcZ3 #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Fart Cop 1 https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/01/12/fart-cop-1/ #
    • Does the robotic head of Philip K. Dick dream of electric sheep? http://bit.ly/g1ad0F #
    • A comic written and drawn by my kids – Fart Cop Number 1 on DaddyTips.com http://t.co/1iNRYkX #fartcop #daddytips #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Border Agent Hides Deported Dad https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/01/12/border-agent-hides-deported-dad/ #
    • “A brave death is still a death.” – from a teen titans comic I’m reading #
    • Frustratingly I have to wait for my kids to get home to help me with Angry Birds. This generations version of the blinking 12 on the vcr. #
    • Serious question: can someone tell me what Sarah Palin meant w/ the blood libel thing? I know the history part, but how does it apply now? #
    • Are You Talking to Your Kids About the Arizona Tragedy? – ParentDish http://t.co/qqkh9P0 #
    • L’incroyable Hulk is The Incredible Hulk in French. Those French have a different word for everything. (Apologies to @SteveMartinToGo) #
    • Border Agent Hides Deported Dad – what have your kids done for you lately? DaddyTips.com http://t.co/J0uOaRM #
    • ParentDish Opinion: Isn’t It Time Women Stopped Calling Each Other ‘Bitch?’ (Not my article, just sharing) http://t.co/q7qTxZC #
    • DaddyTips guest blogger The Hulk – Hulk Think Entertainment Media Not Get Hulk http://t.co/pmEDcSM #
    • The New York Times predicts the future (note the date, article was published on 1/11/11. They added a 1.) http://yfrog.com/gz75179254p #
    • Reading about Marvel’s Jessica Jones cuz ABC is doing a tv show about her. She’s no Hulk. Would watch show anyway. http://bit.ly/fMTOyS #
    • I find this odd. Zodiac signs change due to Earth’s rotation – Salon.com http://t.co/OHkGLPO #
    • Actually, high school ruins high school. Social anxiety disorder is ruining high school – Salon.com http://t.co/U4cikzn #
    • I’m fascinated by Fathom Events, the live action movie theater company. What the heck is this one for? http://bit.ly/grL4em #
    • NFL’s Anotnio Cromartie Has Nine Kids With Eight Women – ParentDish http://t.co/BV14FjD #
    • Why Are Toys More Regulated Than Guns? – ParentDish http://t.co/muFFZUf #
    • Yes, rhetoric didn’t cause the AZ shooting. But wow-lotsa gun metaphors. – Limbaugh ‘Straight Shooter’ Billboard Removed http://t.co/VDusmMG #
    • Ugh. Poor Zsa Zsa. – Doctors Will Amputate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Leg Today | PopEater.com http://t.co/bNXLrKP #
    • It’s always nice when customer service people are, like, nice. And helpful. I never yell at them when that happens. Well, rarely. #
    • Voldemort Ravens #HarryPotter + #NFL #
    • Ironically, referee James Triplett is a twin. #nfl #jokes #
    • When did they start putting fake muscles in superhero costumes? #
    • Packers’ Howard Green is 6″2′ 365 pounds. He looks even bigger. #nfl http://bit.ly/giIDVa #
    • Aikman has time to talk about Mason Crosby’s athletic supporter but nothing about the flag thrown? Him and Buck = suck. #nfl #
    • Buck and Aikman didn’t see the flag. Try watching the game, numbnuts. #nfl #
    • “If the other formation is called The Bone, we call that one The Big Bone.”-Troy Aikman. Um…. #nfl #
    • “Jenkins fell down. Williams did not.” – Joe Buck, master of the obvious #nfl #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Fart Cop Number 2 https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/01/15/fart-cop-number-2/ #
    • Fart Cop Number 2, the comic written and drawn by my kids http://t.co/BifASZi #daddytips #fartcop #
    • Ron Reagan Says Dad Had Alzheimer’s While He Was President – Thanks, son! – DaddyTips.com http://t.co/vIx0zQb #daddytips #
    • Half a Lofa Tatapu is better than no Lofa Tatapu. #nfl + #cliches #
    • “Over 17 yards on punt returns, that changes field position” – trenchant #nfl analysis by fox #
    • Memo to fox analysts: “can’t get into a rhythm” is not a euphemism for “drops every pass thrown to him”. #nfl #
    • The Ray Lewis Old Spice is extremely disturbing. #
    • Kind of want to watch Candace Bergen on #House I like how she says ‘shtup.’ #
    • Colin Cowherd just compared Santonio Holmes to Donald Trump. Didn’t see that coming. #
    • OK, that’s a good one -> Newt Gingrich Wants Sarah Palin to Tone It Down — Daily Intel http://t.co/JUjxI4y #
    • CraigsList is awesome -> SINGERS AND BANDS WANTED FOR MAJOR SCAMMING BY A PROMOTER SCUMBAG! http://t.co/9yHIQRJ #
    • Interesting take on facebook privacy issues, and a useful howto find out what info u r sharing via facebook graph http://bit.ly/gyOq6U #
    • “Hu is visiting the White House.” “Who?” “Right, Hu.” “I don’t get it. Who are we talking about?” “Exactly.” #HusOnFirst #
    • According to Politico, small biz would face a huge tax increase if the GOP repeals the health care bill http://politi.co/hcgAFq #
    • Holy crap, this is still playing at 13th Street rep. -> Line, nytheatre.com Show Listing http://t.co/5o4BLff #
    • Today’s Chatterbox, with a personal anecdote by me -> Should High School Students Be Searched for Guns? – ParentDish http://t.co/tzjqKl3 #
    • Should Autistic Children Go to Separate Schools? – ParentDish http://t.co/8oXqEjJ #
    • My @ParentDish post picked up by Autism Learning Felt | Separate Schools For Autistic Children http://t.co/TerlURx #
    • Ugh. Does not sound fun. @ParentDish Six months. Three kids. NO INTERNET! http://aol.it/iaZfSG Find out how one mom totally unplugged. #
    • Yesterday I remembered how to do long division. I was way too proud of myself. #daddytips #
    • Ugh -> @joegarden jackasses are shining lasers into pilots eyes on landing. http://bit.ly/g2gLz3 #peoplesuck #
    • In case we needed proof my priorities have changed, let it be known that I was happy to see the words “5 Kale Recipes” http://t.co/EWyLuoF #
    • I am a firm believer in the idea that “no” is an answer. And not just when talking to kids. #daddytips #
    • Today’s @parentdish Chatterbox – Should Teachers Grade Parents? http://t.co/Rc3Q6LS #
    • Website Commenter Highlighted by Local Paper – sounds like an Onion headline, but its not – Hagar the horrible | al.com http://t.co/grB9TN5 #
    • “Scary but true: we are now looking at era in which the toughest judge is Randy Jackson.” http://t.co/myqE4z9 #idol #ShowIDontWatch #
    • “I sensed you were coming. I put out a cheese platter.” – Dr. Strange on Super Hero Squad #
    • “Behold my bar chord prowess!” – young Thor on Super Hero Squad #
    • Next time you think your kids don’t respect you, think of this story -> Son Accused Of Kidnapping Father With Machete http://t.co/mMOOXBy #
    • “We can’t do what we have to do if there is an emptiness in our hearts.” – Hawkman, on Smallville #
    • Today’s @parentdish Chatterbox – Would You Want the 10 Commandments Displayed at Your Child’s School? http://t.co/EHPSql1 #
    • Antisocial means you’re independent, according to Benji Bronk of the #sternshow Not sure about that one. #
    • New comic written and drawn by my kids – Fart Cop Meets Fat Cop, Visits Pet Store http://t.co/nGQrixe #daddytips #
    • “It remains unclear why the referee pulled his pants down.” Hee hee. http://bit.ly/idkX79 #
    • BJ Raji is 6 feet 2 inches and weighs 338 pounds. That’s… large. http://bit.ly/fka0wO #
    • Lots of comments on this post @ParentDish – Would You Want the 10 Commandments Displayed at Your Child’s School? – http://t.co/EHPSql1 #
    • Today’s @ParentDish Chatterbox – How Involved Are You In Your Child’s School? – http://t.co/2cewcuH #
    • Is Ke$ha Lying About Not Knowing Who Her Father Is? Even if not, she annoys me. DaddyTips.com – http://t.co/wxW92J9 #kesha #daddytips #rant #
    • “Why would I lie to you? My nose would grow back, and my plastic surgeon retired.” – Joan Rivers on the #sternshow #
    • Sarah Palin says Obama not so bad #unlikelyheadlines #
    • Today’s @ParentDish Chatterbox – Will You Watch Obama’s State of the Union Speech With Your Kids? – http://t.co/YFCMMHI #
    • Reading yesterdays NYTimes sports section, they are killing Rex Ryan. Can’t say I agree. #nfl #jets #
    • Boehner’s intro of potus sounded respectful. #sotu #
    • Commentator said something like “the only programs anyone wants to cut are the ones nobody cares about” #sotu btw, I’m time shifting here #
    • I don’t care what anyone says, Michelle Obama is a good looking lady. #
    • Too much applauding, makes the speech longer. #
    • “We will move forward together, or not at all.” #sotu #
    • Why zoom in on the CEO of Xerox? Although I wonder why she’s there. #sotu #
    • I’m color blind, so somebody help me here. Does Boehner have a tan? Biden looks albino next to him. #
    • Obama does less hand gestures than Clinton did, I think. Hard to remember. #
    • I think he just said China was doing a better job than we are in educating kids. Michelle Bachman won’t like that. Tiger Mom will though. #
    • Who are Boehner’s guests? This is all too much of a show. Like Bill Maher says, politics is show biz for ugly people. #
    • Biden looking off to the side somewhere. He can’t help it, he’s just sorta goofy. #
    • “This is our generation’s Sputnik moment.” Interesting. Tea Party won’t like it, but they wouldn’t like anything the prez says. #
    • Obama is a little like Rex Ryan, able to be positive no matter what. One difference: prez has abs and can see his shoes. #
    • Yeah, why are we subsidizing oil companies? I assume its not that simple, but why give them anything at all? #
    • Did You Like What President Obama Said About Education? – ParentDish http://t.co/gXgx5iu #
    • Most mornings I have to drag my kids out of bed. Today, up before 6am. Its like their Snow Day Sense was tingling. #snowday #
    • During the 95 blizzard, I had to go to work because mass transit was running. I can’t recall a time when ALL buses were cancelled. #
    • NYC schools have closed only six times since 1970, according to Pat Kiernan on NY1. #snowday #
    • First thought this said that his ulcer would PLAY The Hobbit- Peter Jackson’s Ulcer To Delay ‘The Hobbit’ – Deadline.com http://t.co/yWOdVf7 #
    • Today’s @ParentDish Chatterbox topic – Who Decides a Child’s Religion in a Divorce? – http://t.co/LYiHOQT #
    • That banging noise is either old heating pipes or the Mighty Thor battling a frost giant in my wall. Take your pick. #loud #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Fox In Socks Read Super Fast https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/01/27/fox-in-socks-read-super-fast/ #
    • DaddyTips.com – Fox In Socks Read Super Fast http://t.co/IWOzknl Saying “fox” too quickly can only lead to trouble. #
    • Crazy Things Parents Text Makes Us LOL – ParentDish http://t.co/tdwbQQx #
    • Listening to Jerry Springer on Howard Stern talk about Nazis experimenting on his grandparents, more. Really interesting. #sternshow #
    • Not only is Howard Stern an excellent interviewer, the fact that he’s on satellite means less ads interrupting the talk. #sternshow #
    • “I love being successful, I hate being known.” – Jerry Springer on #sternshow He’s not complaining, so its a good point. #
    • My TV says Bunny Wailer wrote Electric Boogie, the Electric Slide song. Some dispute but this looks like proof: http://snipurl.com/1xbs89 #
    • Twitter better than Google for tech problem solving? reason is spammy sites. Interesting. http://wapo.st/ihDgHA #
    • What Would You Do if Your Child Was Suspended for Not Being Potty Trained? – ParentDish http://t.co/x2XND2N #
    • “I never thought of fatherhood as something that would affect the children.” – Homer Simpson #thesimpsons #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Fart Cop 4 – The Origin Of Snow Cop https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/02/01/fart-cop-4-the-origin-of-snow-cop/ #
    • This made me sad – Elton John’s Father Never Heard Him Play [Elton John’s Daddy Issues] – DaddyTips.com http://t.co/o8wOB36 #
    • New episode of the comic written and drawn by my kids – Fart Cop 4 – The Origin Of Snow Cop – DaddyTips.com http://t.co/36EQC0G #fartcop #
    • Trained Labrador Can Sniff Out Colon Cancer, Researchers Say http://www.businessweek.com/lifestyle/content/healthday/649419.html #
    • Favorite band name of the day – Com Truise (haven’t listened to the music yet, but name made me chuckle) http://t.co/wf3wsAQ #
    • Girl Mistakenly Gets Naughty Candy Heart – @ParentDish http://t.co/EMZk5AO (read it, it’s funny. Obnoxious, but funny.) #
    • N.Y. Girl, 9, is Allergic to Cold (No, seriously, it’s real) – @ParentDish http://t.co/dojE1Yc #
    • Are Kids Today Meaner Than Ever Before? – @ParentDish http://t.co/OBuGenA #
    • This Facebook group is a bit mean: “God, if you give us back Biggie, you can have Justin Bieber.” http://t.co/Sk5N6kI #
    • Aaron Rodgers now has the same number of #superbowl rings as Brett Favre… and Trent Dilfer. #nfl #packers #
    • Per the instructions on my flouride rinse, I am “vigorously swishing” the stuff in my mouth. Something about that phrase… #
    • Should Schools Be Teaching Creationism? – @ParentDish http://t.co/WBOAYzB #
    • I said no. What do you think? SmackDown: Would You Punish Your Teen if You Caught Him in the Act? – ParentDish http://t.co/7Xpp1mG #
    • Texas Dad Saves Son From Fire Right Before His Birthday – DaddyTips.com http://t.co/BTdQ6ev #
    • “Every Frankenstein has a human heart.” – Chloe Sullivan on Smallville #
    • Listening to @MissyElliott Supa Dupa Fly http://amzn.to/h9NxVX It’s like coffee+quaaludes- wakes you up and mellows you out at the same time #
    • You know Rome has burned when you read a story and say “at least he didn’t send a photo of his dick.” Rep. Lee Resigns http://t.co/wxPKEAs #
    • Beep beep… who got the keys to the jeep… @MissyElliott (in case you didn’t know. And you should bc she is so fucking good.) #
    • Ok, fine, I’ll follow @peeweeherman. Sheesh. #
    • Beep beep… beep… beep beep… beep… #
    • I can’t stand the rain… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHcyJPTTn9w #
    • Luke Skywalker jacket and medal – For The Insanely Nerdy Dad In Your Life – DaddyTips http://t.co/gmjjgm6 #starwars #geeky #
    • Don’t think I’ll pre-order the 10th season DVD, but Smallville has been really fun this season http://t.co/j4w07dg #
    • How Important is Middle School? – @ParentDish http://t.co/Vq13brd #
    • Pointing out to the wife that our new toaster reminds me Star TREK, not Star WARS. There’s a difference. #
    • “Its not really trust if you ask someone to explain themselves.” – Chloe Sullivan on Smallville. #
    • Would You Let Your 17-Year-Old Daughter Date an NFL Player? Like, say, Mark Sanchez? Allegedly. @ParentDish http://t.co/09Lqbot #
    • Clearly the problem was not enough coffee. Cuz now I am PERKY. Ah, legal drugs that we pretend aren’t drugs. Better living thru chemistry… #
    • Um, Google? The Apple Store is not a restaurant. #
    • Sixth Grader Creates Accurate Snow Day Predictor – @ParentDish http://t.co/0Vfvpvk #
    • If an atheist testifies in court and swears on the bible, does that mean they can lie? #deepthoughts #
    • Getting older isn’t so bad. Thinking about getting older sucks. #deepthoughts #
    • What? You mean I can buy ink cartridges ONLINE????? Thanks, anonymous annoying spambot! #
    • Dads being forced to see the Bieber movie, look at it like using a public restroom. Sometimes you just gotta go. #daddytips #
    • Got back from Rock and Rock Fantasy Camp yesterday. Amazing. Will post pics, vids, stuff, in the coming days. #
    • William S. Burroughs – Godfather of Punk | Independent Lens | PBS Video http://t.co/Xez9bDa (to watch later) #
    • Looking for ipad keyboard recommendations. Anybody got one they like? #ipad #help #
    • The challenge of coming home from @RockFantasyCamp is keeping the positive vibe alive. So far so good. #
    • Most important thing about making a to do list is having a pen that works. #
    • Um, what? Tom Cruise to star in Rock of Ages film | Theater Advisor http://t.co/t1rKvDc #
    • Sometimes titles are enough – trailer for Bad Teacher: Billy Bob Thornton movie in Cameron Diaz’s body | AVClub http://t.co/AFkT8ZK #
    • How about “how long can he stand before he falls over tour”? Larry King really is launching a stand-up tour | AV Club http://t.co/O8YKXS3 #
    • Again, sometimes the headline is all you need – Yes, The King’s Speech was shot on a former gay porn set | A.V. Club http://t.co/LugBY52 #
    • Kinda fascinating. Check out pic #13 Bathing suits through the years – OrlandoSentinel.com http://t.co/93Lgaed #
    • Great comic book title of the week – Fairy Tales For Angry Little Girls – Midtown Comics http://t.co/1e3qTTl #
    • Would You Wear a Bracelet Made From Your Kids’ Teeth? Susan Sarandon does. I love her, but, um, ew. – ParentDish http://t.co/P1QH1pM #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Kids And Old Arcade Games https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/02/25/kids-and-old-arcade-games/ #
    • Some very cool stuff here – Toy Fair 2011, Top Low Tech Toys, @parentdish http://aol.it/gPHSgM #
    • Again, very cool toys to see here. Toy Fair 2011, Top Tech Toys @parentdish http://aol.it/ggqWbO #
    • Sometimes dads need a relaxing bath too. #daddytips #
    • Annette Benning and Warren Beatty have allowed themselves to age. I respect that. #oscars #
    • I like Robert Downey Jr looking at his wife to confirm when his movie is coming out. #oscars #
    • Ok people you don’t get to praise jennifer hudson for getting skinny and yell at @howardstern for calling gabourey sidibe fat. #oscars #
    • I had managed to forget Roberto Begnini’s wacko walk. thanks for that. #eviloscar #oscars #
    • opening sequence had me for a bit but went on too long. #eviloscar #oscars Liked the dreidel reference, though http://snipurl.com/25s3rl #
    • James Franco WANTED to say “Of course I’m not nervous, I’m totally stoned. Duh.” #eviloscar #oscars #
    • Wondering if #oscars are being produced by someone who won a contest online. #eviloscar #
    • Hey #oscars people. This is not a good way to keep people awake long enough to see the whole damn show. #eviloscar #youknowitstrue #
    • Putting Kirk Douglas out there like that was just kind of mean. #oscars #
    • I know I’m behind everyone else here, but seriously, the Kirk Douglas thing. Not nice. #
    • “We wore an onion on our belts, because it was the style of the time.”-Kirk Douglas #
    • OK, I like Melissa Leo. And I think Kirk Douglas wants to do, um, things to her. #
    • Hey! I know! Let’s hire two people who aren’t comedians to host the #oscars #eviloscar #
    • Javier Bardem and Josh Brolin are playing young and old Tony Orlando in an upcoming film. Those were the costumes. #oscars #eviloscar #
    • Holy shit, Aaron Sorkin thanked his press agent. That happened to me once, but this might be only the second time. #oscars #
    • #oscars people? The time to start cutting people off is BEFORE you get to the real awards. #eviloscar #oscars #
    • You know, we don’t need subtitles when it’s in English. Well, maybe for The Fighter. #eviloscar #oscars #
    • You know, nobody seems to know where to stand. What the hell? #eviloscar #oscars #
    • Did we know Anne Hathaway could sing? I mean, the song wasn’t very funny, but she’s got a voice. #oscars #eviloscar #
    • Um, they spelled Beautiful wrong. Oh wait… #eviloscar #oscars #
    • Just to make the same joke everyone else is about Christian Bale: http://snipurl.com/25sg9q #eviloscar #oscars Classy speech tho. #
    • Trent Reznor’s next album is “I Want To Melissa Leo You Like An Animal.” #eviloscar #oscars #
    • Maybe ScarJo just brushed her hair with Taco Sauce. #eviloscar #oscars #
    • #oscars folk, the autotune joke is wicked old, as the people in The Fighter would say. #eviloscar ‘He doesn’t own a shirt’ was ok. #
    • Yes kids, Bob Hope wasn’t very funny. #eviloscar #oscars #
    • I would have liked to see Robert Downey Jr. beat the crap out of Jude Law. #eviloscar #oscars #
    • I forgot about Hereafter, that was kinda cool. #
    • Gwyneth changed her dress; now that she’s indoors, she no longer needs to collect sunlight. #eviloscar #oscars #
    • OK, Ozzy and Bieber. Depressing. But at least he said “What’s a Bieber?” #eviloscar #oscars #
    • Kathryn Bigelow will be playing a Vulcan in the next Star Trek movie (bad dress). #eviloscar #oscars #
    • Anne Hathaway will be playing a Romulan. (Again: weird dress.) #eviloscar #oscars #
    • Triangle of Man Love? #eviloscar #oscars #
    • Ok, Natalie Portman thanked the 1st AD and camera operators. Very classy (no sarcasm). Also, I bet that’s a first. #oscars #
    • I don’t know what that Javier Bardem movie is about but it scares me. #eviloscar #oscars #
    • Sandra Bullock for #oscars host next year. #
    • I predict a Colin Firth win. #oscars #
    • Colin Firth, visiting us from a more innocent time… #oscars #eviloscar #
    • Colin Firth, good speech. Unclear who is in charge of the show, however. #
    • I say Kings Speech for best picture. #oscars Kids Are All Right and Black Swan split the lesbian scene vote. #eviloscar #
    • Sometimes being a grown up is remembering that other people have grown up. Even your kids. #daddytips #deepthoughts #
    • RT @markknoller She is a great first lady. -> Mrs Obama urges Govs to help raise awareness about the problems faced by military families… #
    • I want a pair of the red ones. Yfrog Photo : yfrog.com/h2rxrfuj – @djbrainchild http://t.co/a1E4jju #
    • From the back of a cereal box: “Help Buzz out of sticky situation.” Then the words “Touch” “Nutty” and “Yummy”. #ewww #
    • Should Children Learn About 9/11 in School? – ParentDish http://t.co/ENTS7fk #
    • Should States Be Cutting Teachers to Save Money? – ParentDish http://t.co/O2KYyUn #
    • What Would You Do if Your Child’s School Closed for Good? – ParentDish http://t.co/2ZM1gPn #
    • ?”To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time.”-Leonard Bernstein (via a FB friend, via @HonestTea) #
    • RT @CBSNews Pope Benedict XVI: no basis in scripture for blaming Jewish people for Jesus’ death http://bit.ly/fr9iNH – oh, like THAT matters #
    • What’s the lesson? Get discovered at age 16? What Every Entrepreneur Could Learn from Justin Bieber http://t.co/bu0YBF6 #
    • This does sound cool, I have to admit – The iPad Gets A Magical, Magnetic, Self-Cleaning Cover http://t.co/qAKkFll #
    • Do Student Honor Codes Matter? – ParentDish http://t.co/ErXDpS7 #
    • What Would You Do if Your Child’s School Closed for Good? – ParentDish http://t.co/2ZM1gPn #
    • I’m a bit perky this morning. Is this what it’s like when you get almost enough sleep? #
    • “Don’t hate me because you’re beautiful.” #badpickuplines #
    • Singing Lita Ford’s Kiss Me Deadly in Jewish accent. “Went to a party last Saturday night / Sabbath was done, so it was all right…” #
    • I remain unconvinced that it is harder out there for a pimp than it is for the pimp’s ladies. #datedreference #
    • Recorded a quickie version of This Land is Your Land this morning. Enjoy. http://t.co/mlF3ieq #
    • Do Parents Kid Themselves About How Happy They Are to Have Children? – ParentDish http://t.co/g9RhTaN #
    • Good tip for musicians using #ipad – Ipad Screen Dimming and turning off … http://t.co/RlCCFcz #
    • A cover, by request: Good Riddance – Time of Your Life http://t.co/fCdldP7 Anyone got a song they want sung by me? I’ll do it. #
    • Not sure he’s right but I’d get an #ipad2 if I didn’t have ipad1. | Why nearly everybody will want an iPad 2 | ZDNet http://t.co/XuPtTru #
    • Wisconsin Teachers’ Union: One Parent on Why It Should Be Supported – @ParentDish http://t.co/imkk0zn #
    • “Have you seen a 5 year old boy wearing a t-shirt that says bullshit on it?” @stevemartintogo #thejerk #
    • “He hates these cans!” @stevemartintogo #thejerk #
    • “First I get my name in the phone book, then I’m on your ass. I bet more people see that than the phone book.” @stevemartintogo #thejerk #
    • “Remember, I did this without anger. And I stayed away from your crotch.” @stevemartintogo #thejerk #
    • “You’re a cosmetologist? It must be tough to handle weightlessness.” @stevemartintogo #thejerk #
    • Fun fact. Catlin Adams played a sex crazed jewish biker in #thejerk then an uptight jewish wife in the jazz singer http://bit.ly/eV366W #
    • Nifty Will Eisner logo on Google homepage today. http://bit.ly/eKW8Gh #willeisner #comics #geekgoldcard #
    • Photo: Looks like something from a lot longer ago than a month. keithphipps: http://tumblr.com/xxq1p7u5vx #
    • Who needs drugs when you’ve got @MissyElliott? #
    • Reposting my @ParentDish story about Wisconsin. Has a different perspective than what’s in other media. Check it out. http://t.co/imkk0zn #
    • Should an Alleged Criminal Be Allowed to Coach Little League? – @ParentDish http://t.co/Jvc2dAs #
    • Do You Serve Your Children Alcohol at Home? – @ParentDish http://t.co/o1RHQR1 #
    • Another cover by request – Don’t Ask by Richie Kotzen http://t.co/kggkEXf Taking requests if you have them. #
    • It rarely works. Just shoot in NYC. | Five movies that try to pass Philly off as New York | @The_AV_Club http://t.co/6Hy9KF6 #
    • Rediscovering Missy Elliot – I’d always sort of liked Missy Elliot’s music. I’d never bought an album, just… http://tumblr.com/xxq1pwjlym #
    • DaddyTips.com – Getting Kids To Exercise While Being Afraid To Let Them Out Alone http://t.co/H4MEAMQ #
    • Dummies Need For Dummies Books – I love stories like these. It shows that people simply don’t know how to… http://tumblr.com/xxq1pxpo31 #
    • Remember her? Erin Brockovich back in Hinkley testing water http://snipurl.com/26u1mr #
    • Listening to @sarahksilverman on @sternshow. She’s a great guest. #
    • Do You Leave Your Kids in the Car When You Go Shopping? – @ParentDish http://t.co/IcxfBOJ #
    • DaddyTips blog post: MIMOBOTs St. Patty’s Week Sale https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/03/11/mimobots-st-pattys-week-sale/ #
    • Miami Heat Crying Pillows for Sale: Extra-Soft and Absorbent | Bleacher Report http://t.co/AvXJC4q via @bleacherreport @VinGetz #
    • “Bart, don’t use the touch of death on your sister.” – Marge on #thesimpsons #
    • Donate 1500 to Kickstarter film Unity and u can shave directors head. http://t.co/9gRWUBH might have to at least five em 10 bucks for that #
    • thanks for #FF @ParentDish @thatkristen @postpartumprogr @honeyberk @rcamposduffy @breedemandweep @dorihartley @mommadata @freerangekids #
    • thx @VeraSweeney, I voted for @nycitymama to be beach blogger. She’d be great, and they don’t even make u sign up to vote! Plus she’s cool. #
    • Batman could be the crud out of anyone debate: http://t.co/OtTrhmC #lessdepressingthanquakenews #
    • DaddyTips blog post: External Hard Drive Sale at Amazon https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/03/13/external-hard-drive-sale-at-amazon/ #
    • Batman on Facebook: I like how he’s a “public figure.” Also says he “likes” Superman, which I don’t think he does. http://t.co/Sd6SV9P #
    • James Franco isn’t perfect? OH NOES!!! @flavorpill ‘Freaks and Geeks’ Cast Reveals James Franco’s Dark Side http://t.co/7YBAztN #
    • Interviewing #Wisconsin parent protester live at 3:30 EST on #BlogTalkRadio http://tobtr.com/s/1639377 Real story from someone who’s there. #
    • Going LIVE in 5 minutes Interview with Wisconsin Parent Involved In Protests #BlogTalkRadio at http://tobtr.com/s/1639377 #
    • Listening to Nina Simone sing Pirate Jenny. Best version I’ve ever heard. #
    • “Who’da thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated?” – Homer on #thesimpsons episode Homer Defined. #
    • “Please do not offer my god a peanut.” – Apu on #thesimpsons #
    • I guess I can’t keep putting @falloutboy into the category of “new bands I like.” #
    • 7 towns where land is free – quick, move to Marne, Iowa! Population 149… + you! http://snipurl.com/27drb0 #
    • Oliver Queen (Green Arrow) referred to Lois Lane’s breasts as “the Pointer Sisters” on #smallville That’s a new one. #
    • Richard Pryor not on Superman III DVD case? – This is odd. Look at the but Superman III DVD case on Amazon…. http://tumblr.com/xxq1s5qko8 #
    • Dad Gilbert Gottfried fired as voice of Aflac duck http://t.co/g0RRaLe #
    • Interview With Wisconsin Parent Involved in Protests (audio) http://t.co/7tubG5q #
    • Celebrity Tweets Lead to Sales – Clearly we do what our celebrities tell us to do. At least when it comes to… http://tumblr.com/xxq1s5xllx #
    • Does It Bother You When Celebrities Have Children Out of Wedlock? – @ParentDish http://t.co/Zn2G9zC #
    • Man injects poison into wife’s butt, drinks some and dies. More Real Life Meets The Onion. http://t.co/ImSGzvM #wtf #
    • Netflix Goes Nuts? – If this is true, it’s kinda crazy. Why would Netflix spend so much money on a show that… http://tumblr.com/xxq1sbh0wp #
    • Listening to Woody Guthrie. Thinking a lot about workers movement and unions bc of what’s happening in #wisconsin #
    • “Ever notice when he thinks really hard it smells like bacon?” – Howard talking about Sheldon on #bigbangtheory #
    • Should Teen Sexting Be Decriminalized? – @ParentDish http://t.co/ZCN0mRH #
    • I have made my NCAA bracket. Now I have something to root for – myself. #
    • One of the most impressive tricks my kids can do is get liquid underneath a placemat while eating. #daddytips #
    • “Think about what we can do from a marketing standpoint.” – some guy on the street talking on a cellphone #overheard #
    • “Let me tell you something. Coach never tell the player ‘miss 3 point shot’.” – my cab driver #
    • Whiskey in the Jar for St. Patrick’s Day – A cover of the old Irish folk song, sung by me. http://tumblr.com/xxq1szdhzt #
    • Whiskey in the Jar for St. Patrick’s Day, sung by me http://t.co/ntZfHb2 #
    • Useful image site, mostly public domain they say – Vintage Printable http://t.co/NmZUEoC #
    • Hey @toucharcade I’m a journalist looking for someone to talk to re: retro ipad games. Direct message me or let me know how to get you. Thx. #
    • #threewordstoliveby Eat My Shorts. #
    • I Bought The Civil Wars Barton Hollow – This is not because I saw that Hayley Duff tweeted it. It was… http://tumblr.com/xxq1t14321 #
    • Should Student Athletes Be Paid? – @ParentDish http://t.co/ktZF89j #
    • As a Parent, Are You Bothered By Charlie Sheen? – @ParentDish http://t.co/pTOWK6b #
    • This is good stuff – Ann Peebles’ I Can’t Stand The Rain http://amzn.to/igqIv9 sampled by @MissyElliott in Supa Dupa Fly #
    • Cool -> Judge Blocks Contentious Wisconsin Union Law http://t.co/mJ4fnqc Hear my interview with a local parent http://t.co/RGytvXE #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Friday Deals from Buy.com [DaddyDeals] https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/03/18/friday-deals-from-buy-com-daddydeals/ #
    • I don’t care what you say, spambot. Mans best friend is not Maxx-man. Unless your dog’s name is Maxx-man. #deepthoughts #
    • Old term, new to me – Atari Democrat – Dem legislators who said support of tech biz would stimulate economy create jobs http://t.co/p5fZVDC #
    • Random Bot Site Posts My Music – I made a song called These United States back in 2003. It was completely… http://tumblr.com/xxq1tl0nug #
    • Japan is not all Hello Kitty -> Between Heaven and Hell in Contemporary Japanese Art @flavorpill http://t.co/NzSfXJs #
    • The Essential Super Moon Reading List @flavorpill http://t.co/sE4QeTP Weird stuff happening past 2 weeks. Shoulda known it full #moon time. #
    • Hoping Kevin Costner Doesn’t Screw Up New Superman Movie http://t.co/rTAbUAv DaddyTips.com #
    • “Every man’s an actor if the girl is pretty.” – Rick Springfield, Don’t Talk To Strangers #
    • Highly recommend Apple Wireless Keyboard for use with #ipad Not as portable but its a real typing experience. #daddytips #
    • Me. I was well raised. @azimm: Stereotyping on the subway: Who *really* gives up their seat for a pregnant lady? http://t.co/8jE8whx #
    • NYC needs an official smell @ebertchicago: Now that Utah has an official state firearm… #
    • We Approve of Joseph Gordon-Levitt in The Dark Knight Rises – DaddyTips.com http://t.co/cPyRUhR #
    • Staying up late to do taxes and work requires Peeps. I believe it’s a law. Or it should be. #
    • “Say what?” needs to make a comeback. I miss that phrase. #
    • Word of the day: Trapezius. It’s a muscle. I think it sounds like something else. http://t.co/44VuYm7 [Wikipedia] #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Monday DaddyDeals From Buy.com https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/03/21/monday-daddydeals-from-buy-com/ #
    • Looking for an iPad office suite. Any recommendations? #
    • “They need to have the core network in place. Then once they have the core network in place…”- some guy on a cellphone #overheard #
    • Bluetooth Speakers for laptops and cellphones. Useful, expensive, and you need a tinfoil hat to save your brain. #nyt http://bit.ly/dOr6sF #
    • “I got more spice than the Frugal Gourmet.” – Beastie Boys #randomlyrics #
    • CSMonitor article about Houdini has some interesting info. “why we need magicians” is misleading headline tho. http://bit.ly/fmCN0d #
    • Contest from @ParentDish – Win a laptop and other cool stuff. Check it out. http://t.co/OIvdxG5 #
    • Maybe for the sequel, District 10? “@dmonzel: District 9: How it Should Have Ended http://t.co/oak9Qrm" #
    • The concept of “pain clinics” always confuses me. Shouldn’t it be “find the cause of the pain” clinic? #deepthoughts #
    • “I’m guaranteed like Yoohoo” – random @beastieboys lyrics #
    • Even tho its Jar Jar I may have to get this – Again With the Comics: A Jar Jar Binks Comic By Peter Bagge! http://t.co/KfPCSEl #
    • ZDNet headline: Windows Phone – Who’s Fault? (My son says Justin Bieber.) #
    • Great Billboard: “Your wife is hot. Better get your A/C fixed.” #
    • “I have never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time.” – random Steely Dan lyrics #
    • Calgula the Comic Book? Really? “Mature Themes.” I should hope so. Caligula #1 – Midtown Comics http://t.co/a1SHymV #
    • “The field isn’t the only thing that’s green at Yankee Stadium.” There’s also your money! #yankees #openingday #mlb #
    • DaddyTips.com – Tip: Don’t Get Divorced http://t.co/rlVepAx (not planning on it, btw, just making a point.) #daddytips #
    • DaddyTips.com – DaddyDeals From Buy.com Through April 3 http://t.co/NglOZqU #daddytips Good cheap tech stuff here. #
    • Again, is this an Onion headline or a real one? – 85% of women are annoyed by their Facebook friends | ZDNet http://t.co/HQDpT3R #
    • Great headline – Namecheap blasts GoDaddy, helps elephants – International Business Times http://t.co/49iLZlF Disturbing video, tho. #
    • This is a good thing. For everyone. Bronx Zoo Cobra Found Alive – NYTimes.com http://t.co/zTjHkcE #
    • “Collective bargaining” is now a section on Google News. http://t.co/a6cLqwS #
    • Wait. The Governor is going to obey the judge’s order? This IS news! Wisconsin suspends enforcement of anti-union law http://t.co/1VRr3o5 #
    • “Our goal is to cut spending, not shut down the government.” So sayeth Boehner. http://t.co/eXUilYQ #
    • The Hoffington Post is ridiculous and briefly amusing. http://t.co/N8BqQjt #
    • Tori Spelling and Grammar Check #celebspluscomputers #foolishness @torianddean #
    • Is it OK To Take Underage Kids To R-Rated Movies? – @ParentDish http://t.co/boNhDTE David Schwimmer says yes, at least for his movie ‘Trust’ #
    • TalkTalk opens up social networking to animals News – PC Advisor http://t.co/VmGgkek #aprilfools #
    • Snooki got 32k for a speaking engagement at Rutgers. Make up your own joke. #
    • “Gmail Motion Beta”. Those words frighten me. #
    • Ironically many tv shows with “mature content” are quite immature. #deepthoughts #
    • “Pitching alone will not bring you a title. You need runs.” – This Week in Baseball announcer, aka Captain Obvious #mlb #
    • An article about “the most difficult CEO skill” starts with a Geto Boys quote. Sign of the apocalypse? @techcrunch http://t.co/L0O5TSz #
    • “The Page Speed Score does not measure the time it takes for a page to load.” Hello Newspeak. – Google Page Speed Online http://t.co/xurOl6w #
    • Thank goodness! I really need to see better ads. – Coming soon: Better Ads in Gmail http://t.co/fpeI3s1 #romeisburning #wearedoomed #
    • Thanks for the #ff @KidsRockMusic @plasticpatrol @daniellesmithtv @childsrock @SageMom @TheDadList @womensmediacntr @Gustafer @Kidville #
    • Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Actually The Governator http://t.co/7f8jusZ in animated form. #romehasburned #
    • Harry Potter books may go digital. Pirated versions were available minutes after print editions came out. http://bit.ly/fxUNoC #
    • Bestseller lists from @iTunesMusic, @AmazonKindle, #android etc., is interesting and easy to read/compare. @paidContent http://t.co/1AoVMv8 #
    • Should Parents Who Let Teens Drink At Home Be Punished? – @ParentDish http://t.co/SJwCGU1 #
    • Ah, the Web – Answers.com – What would cause a urine drug test to be positive for PCP when not the actual drug http://t.co/ZAPmUkY #
    • Also: why is this filed under Hamster Health? – Answers.com – Why is it difficult to catch a ball with one eye closed http://t.co/49neUDm #
    • This is “user-generated content”? – Answers.com – What was the author name of the person who wrote the poem on day http://t.co/5cqmxP7 #
    • The thing about being the job of parent is that you can’t quit. #daddytips #deepthoughts #
    • “The light was green, and so was I” – #RandomReplacementsLyrics #
    • Robert Pattinson’s Puppy Love, Katherine Heigl’s Pit Bull Rescue, and News About Tori Spelling’s Pet Chicken @Paw Nation http://t.co/dOXLDIM #
    • Should Teens Be Required To Have Parental Consent For Abortions? – @ParentDish http://t.co/vJnrGH5 #
    • They Use The Term Rock Loosely – Anytime I think rock, as in roll, is making a comeback, something usually… http://tumblr.com/xxq20oyxhd #
    • New Music By Me – Did this on an iPad using GarageBand. Worked fairly well. A little slow, and it did crash… http://tumblr.com/xxq21ib7xy #
    • “I don’t know how that happens. You’re the psychiatrist. How does that happen?” #overheard #conversations #eavesdropping #nyc #
    • There’s a whistle in the Steely Dan song Aja. Never noticed before. #
    • “Matching suits, and evil boots” – #RandomLyrics #FrankZappa #
    • “Satin jackets, one for everyone” – #RandomLyrics #DonaldFagen #
    • “Every time there’s a good suggestion someone brings up the budget.” – @PeanutsSnoopy, in a strip from 1980. http://snipurl.com/27rn8s #
    • Too weird to be true: TV sitcom predicted the Tiger Woods sex scandal five years ago | IHateTheMedia.com http://t.co/xeCYyeQ #
    • There is a section on Scotsman.com dedicated to Whisky. You needed to know that. http://t.co/VZsUqTw #
    • Words of Truth From Snoopy – Snoopy wasn’t talking about politics, deficits or government shutdowns, but… http://tumblr.com/xxq22j9n5v #
    • Language Is Doomed – In case you were wondering. @britneyspears @rihanna Ay mayt have read thus wrang but ur… http://tumblr.com/xxq22jbb13 #
    • “Any idiot with a soul patch and a deck of cards thinks he’s a magician.” – #thesimpsons making fun of a Criss Angel doppleganger #
    • Being an asshole is not a medical condition. There is no cure. #deepthoughts #longday #
    • Headlines that sound like gay porn: The Elusive Mandate. #
    • via @TheOnion – Perky ‘Canada’ Has Own Government, Laws http://t.co/JFtFtjY This article predates @justinbieber and ignores Celine Dion. #
    • Today’s musical lesson: when playing guitar and singing, chord voicings are important. #
    • “What do we need a psychiatrist for? We already know our kid is nuts.” – Homer Simpson, season 1 episode 2, Bart The Genius #thesimpsons #
    • Lies, damn lies, statistics and ratings – How can Fukushima crisis be rated as severe as Chernobyl? – CSMonitor.com http://bit.ly/fku4Vb #
    • Jailbirds only allowed to read the Bible? What the hell? – DOJ wants in suit on SC jail’s Bible-only policy http://t.co/xowghvw #
    • This is a pretty good idea- Postagram Transforms Any Instagram Into A Postcard And Delivers It For $0.99 http://t.co/4PGevZk via @techcrunch #
    • More Real Headlines That Sound Like @TheOnion – Diplomatic Breakdown Amid Bieber Fever in Israel http://nyti.ms/eA3OGZ #
    • Opera with drinking I might go see. – Rigoletto BYOB Opera-in-Concert @operabrooklyn http://operabrooklyn.org/?page_id=5 #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Robotics Now a Boy Scouts Merit Badge https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/04/13/robotics-now-a-boy-scouts-merit-badge/ #
    • The Exclamation Point Makes It Work – “Alan Gates, a cancer patient with a terminal diagnosis, is resigned… http://tumblr.com/xxq241ujpx #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Robert Kirkman Does Dinosaurs https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/04/14/robert-kirkman-does-dinosaurs/ #
    • Don’t Ask – Richie Kotzen cover – Recorded this one last month (by request!), forgot to post here. BSMusic:… http://tumblr.com/xxq24c4og9 #
    • I hate being a consumer. #
    • Oh. #habs is some hockey thing. Got it. #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Aisha Gadhafi Defends Her Dad [Daddy Issues] https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/04/15/aisha-gadhafi-defends-her-dad/ #
    • Check out Electric Menorah – PassOCore http://t.co/6zkcDGH via @lastfm Punk versions of classic Passover tunes. #
    • What would you do if Moammar Gadhafi was your father? -> Aisha Gadhafi Defends Her Dad [Daddy Issues] http://t.co/8AruZCE #libya #
    • Don’t take my quinoa! – Passover Newcomer Quinoa Is Popular, but Is It Kosher? – NYTimes.com http://t.co/ZHo0ypk #
    • McDonald’s ad controversy – Too Young To Hold Hands in the Philippines? http://t.co/uLuOBmy DaddyTips.com #mcdonalds via @adfreak #
    • I don’t want to alarm anyone but I think Tim Gunn might be gay. #
    • Pausing from cleaning and my TV was on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.” Tim Gunn is an entertaining guest host. #
    • Ok, questions on Millionaire aren’t all easy. Who knew they had submarines in the civil war? #
    • Rihanna And Her No Longer Secret Siblings [Family Secrets] http://t.co/OE3vmrF DaddyTips.com #
    • “I ain’t quite as dumb as I seem.” – Ace, How Long #Random70sLyrics #
    • Listening to Back Stabbers by the O’Jays, which unfortunately brings to mind events that occurred years after the song was recorded. #
    • Things that sound dirty but aren’t – nut slot. #
    • DaddyTips blog post: New Dr. Seuss Book Out This Fall https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/04/19/new-dr-seuss-book-out-this-fall/ #
    • Ah, Passover noodles. Or as the ancient Hebrews called them, Skinny Strips of Paste. #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Fart Cop 5 https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/04/20/fart-cop-5/ #
    • well put “@CarolineLHoward: more like the James Frey… Greg Mortenson: The Jayson Blair of Philanthropy? http://t.co/zUgI6JE via @forbes#
    • DaddyTips blog post: Dads Get Company In The Potty, Too https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/04/21/dads-get-company-in-the-potty-too/ #
    • Woodstock from Peanuts – the original Angry Bird. @snoopy @angrybirds #deepthoughts #
    • Re: #100BestGoGoSongs I don’t think The Go Go’s had that many songs. #
    • DaddyTips blog post: DaddyDeals from Buy.com https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/04/22/daddydeals-from-buy-com/ #
    • Why is nicole scherzinger singing led zeppelin? #nba #knicks #
    • “Its never going to be too hot in Vermont.” #overheard #
    • While its true that we don’t HAVE to take our clothes off to have a good time, there are certain activities that are better without pants. #
    • David Fricke – Roadtrip Nation – watch “paid for writing” http://t.co/V42rrgK #
    • Everyone – your attention please – OK? – OK. I am not, repeat NOT, running for President. Thank you. #potus #p2 #
    • Interesting and clever way to promote a bway show RT @TheAVClub: Actors from Broadway’s ‘Earnest’ take on Jersey Shore. http://avc.lu/iePOtP #
    • Hilarious. Watch them all. Now. Oscar Wilde takes on Jersey Shore, hilarity ensues | Great Job, Internet! | @TheAVClub http://t.co/h4u511G #
    • Turns out cashews don’t irritate the bladder and yogurt does. Thanks Dr. Oz! #health #whydoiknowthis #
    • Adding “rigid bladder” to my ongoing list of good fake band names. Again, thanks Dr. Oz! #
    • After Japan, this doesnt feel like ancient history. Photos – 25 Years Later: Jenny Norris’ After Chernobyl @flavorpill http://bit.ly/hmBQY2 #
    • Sony Tablets Could Be Interesting – Looks like Sony is making tablets called the S1 and S2. Why do I think… http://tumblr.com/xxq2a598te #
    • Watching #simpsons movie. Homer, reading the bible: “This book doesn’t have any answers!” #
    • So far #simpsons movie is not very good. Some funny lines – “Nobody likes wearing clothes in public, but its the law.” #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Kim Cattrall On Men [Divorce Sucks] https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/04/27/kim-cattrall-on-men-divorce-sucks/ #
    • How Dad Looks In Kiddie Books – DaddyTips.com http://t.co/FWYrdGP #
    • Hey @wbpictures! I’m with @GeorgeTakei and @cinemablend! Leave the white guys out of it and keep Akira Asian! #
    • Wow – > RT @DCdebbie RT: @DumpDTrump Victory! @Groupon rep told us they are blocking ads from running on The Apprentice in the future! #p2 #
    • Watching #NFL draft, getting ready to go to Richmond for #NASCAR #CrownRoyal #MatthewandDanielHansen400 #CTC, more here: http://bit.ly/dtctc #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Manly Royal Wedding Guide https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/04/28/manly-royal-wedding-guide/ #
    • Learning a lot about #nascar getting ready for the race tomorrow. There’s more to it than I thought. #ctc #
    • Getting lots of #nascar knowledge from @zwriter. Very cool lady. #ctc #
    • I know its probably weird for Prince Charles to be his age and not be king, but its kinda hard to feel sorry for him. #
    • Getting credentials at Richmond – feel very important. #nascar #ctc http://twitpic.com/4r8rpl #
    • They put Laffy Taffy in my goodie bag – I’m easy to please. http://twitpic.com/4r8t57 #ctc #nascar #crownroyal #
    • Never got why its not legal to sell raw milk RT @backyardpoultry Feds sting Amish farmer selling raw milk locally. http://fb.me/yhdq0Cgr #
    • This is a good plan RT @RyanRuocco New plan—A-Rod get on base for Robbie #
    • Watching @mymorningjacket on pbs. I like the way the guy plays guitar. Now they’re using an omnichord. Kinda cool. #
    • Now @mymorningjacket singer is wearing a schmata on his head and singing falsetto. Heart Is Suspicious I think? Need to get some albums. #
    • At breakfast strategizing for the #ctc scavenger hunt. By the way, please drink responsibly. (I always do, but a reminder never hurts.) #
    • Pic of number 17 toy car from crown royal mech hauler #ctc http://twitpic.com/4rj4bo #
    • Who else is going to the @jeff_gluck tweetup today? #
    • hey @jeff_gluck, thanks for hosting the tweetup at rir #
    • Enjoying Rodney Atkins pre race show at #rir #ctc #nascar he just sang a song about a dad and his son got me all choked up #
    • Watching the race from the pit – amazing. #ctc #nascar http://twitpic.com/4rou51 #
    • The view from the Crown Royal suite. Hanging with @tracypendergast #ctc #nascar http://twitpic.com/4rpof5 #
    • Trying to get a #nascar driver to RT as part of this event. Sorry for the repitition coming up. #
    • Somehow I doubt that was the *last* worthless evening Don Henley ever had. That’s a tough promise to keep for anyone. #deepthoughts #
    • They got Bin Laden? holy crap. Nbc says they have his body. #
    • They pre-empted Celebrity Apprentice so the Prez can say we got Bin Laden? Trump is gonna be sooo pissed. #
    • “the guy who liveblogged the Bin Laden raid without knowing it” Osama Bin Laden raid reported by Twitter user http://bit.ly/irPe9k #
    • I go to my first #nascar race this weekend and then they get Bin Laden. COINCIDENCE??? … well, yes. Of course it is. #deepthoughts #
    • Wax on, wax off – RT @Deadspin: On Steven Seagal And Lyoto Machida’s Absurd Crane Kick Knockout Of Randy Couture http://is.gd/kPbJ71 #
    • Thanks for asking dads too! http://is.gd/pwKdnx @Alyssa_Milano: Okay. Daddies everywhere. What is the one baby item YOU can’t live without? #
    • RT @ReallyVirtual: and a video of OBL’s hideout in Abbottabad – after the incident (shared by friend) http://bit.ly/OBL-after #
    • RT @AndyKindler: After seeing Marco Rubio tea party it up on Meet the Press, I implore Florida to stop voting sarcastically. #
    • RT @Deadspin: Guy Who Is Not Even Suing Anyone Says Roger McDowell Made His Kid Cry http://deadspin.com/5797723/ #
    • RT @Alyssa_Milano: Google Maps Shows Where Osama Bin Laden Died [PICS] – http://on.mash.to/im8dBd /via @mashable #
    • RT @Alyssa_Milano: Might come in handy today – HOW TO: preserve a newspaper? http://j.mp/m2OC9l /via @SmithsonianMag #
    • Nice poster -> RT @heyitsurban: This vintage Italian travel poster for Trieste is truly stunning. http://twitpic.com/4sfqbc #
    • Pair Of Hunt For Bin Laden Projects Could Be Timeliest Movies In Hollywood Now – Deadline.com http://t.co/M3udmWq #
    • WTH indeed -> RT @PatrickMoorhead: Got an email from Logitech asking me how I use my Revue for the kitchen. WTH? http://twitpic.com/4sh2d3 #
    • Photo Recap: The Crown Royal “Matthew and Daniel Hansen 400” NASCAR Race | Complex via @ComplexMag | http://t.co/XzjvML1 #ctc #nascasr #
    • Drafting via TWITTER??? -> The UFL Is Holding Its Draft Tonight On Twitter | Complex via @ComplexMag | http://t.co/k1M8JVF #
    • “So. Dad. How was your meeting last night?” Ah, they grow up so fast. #daddytips #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Dad Related Bin Laden News Roundup https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/05/03/dad-related-bin-laden-news-roundup/ #
    • via @TheOnion – Man Raised By Parents Struggling To Adjust To Human Society http://t.co/K20yGa4 #
    • Photo: The Beaver Interviews with Jodie Foster. Make up your own joke. via movietickets.com http://tumblr.com/xxq2dvdmqb #
    • DaddyTips blog post: District 9 Gun Made From Legos https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/05/04/district-9-gun-made-from-legos/ #
    • Photo: The Tony Awards beat Bin Laden in this NY Times email. I like that. http://tumblr.com/xxq2dw7g7k #
    • More Real Headlines That Sound Like The Onion -> Court rules Internet IP addresses are not people | ZDNet http://t.co/wtHbdcG #
    • The Subway Shmutz Report. I love NY1 http://twitpic.com/4ts9ez @ny1headlines #
    • “Let’s let this moment speak for itself” and stop talking – Roma Torre on NY1. Always liked her. @NY1headlines #obama #wtc #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Thomas Casino Parody Is Brilliant [NSFW] https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/05/05/thomas-casino-parody-is-brilliant/ #
    • Its amazing what some people consider acceptable behavior. #
    • Always tough to explain to a kid that some grown-ups are morons. #daddytips #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Author Interview: Donna Guthrie https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/05/06/author-interview-donna-guthrie/ #
    • Rodney Atkins and Matthew Hansen At Richmond Intl Raceway (video) http://t.co/NXaeWUw #DaddyTips #nascar #ctc #marines #
    • ok, it’s true @MomsofAmerica: RT @ArleneTaveroff: For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. – Ralph Waldo Emerson #
    • Random comic title of the week: Jew Gangster. http://is.gd/Wqx0v9 “Jew talkin’ to me? Am I clown? Do I amuse Jew?” And so on. L’chaim. #
    • Dog as in actual dog RT @Alyssa_Milano: President Obama Meets Navy Seal Dog Involved In Bin Laden Mission: http://ow.ly/4Qmfv /via @dogfiles #
    • Personalized Action Figures Via Kinect and 3D Printer – Via BoingBoing, video of people being made into… http://tumblr.com/xxq2gamqw3 #
    • Bob Marley and the Wailers | Lively Up Yourself | Nov 30, 1979 | Music Video – wolfgangsvault.com http://t.co/bp90zVO #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Sharper Image Mystery Coupon https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/05/10/sharper-image-mystery-coupon/ #
    • Awesome – best comic ever -> RT @fredvanlente: Yes RT @Hutchimus collected version of Comic Book Comics coming after issue 6 comes out? #
    • What a retard. Oh wait… RT @ComplexMag: LeBron James Apologizes For Calling a Reporter’s Question Retarded #sports http://bit.ly/md9DDK #
    • A little bit of money for midwives can save a lot of baby’s lives. Read this and tell me what you think. http://is.gd/fjdYXB #daddytips #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Bin Laden Son Speaks Out https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/05/10/bin-laden-son-speaks-out/ #
    • Stuff that sounds dirty out of context: tailpipe emissions. #beavislaugh #
    • Anyone know where my screwdriver is? #
    • ABC Soap Fans place full page ad in Hwood Reporter http://is.gd/DFnrTf @THR That’s a lot of $ to spend on what will likely not do anything. #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Goodfellas Peanuts Video https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/05/12/goodfellas-peanuts-video/ #
    • Osama Bin Laden’s son speaking out about father’s death, criticizing how it went down. Seems not smart. What do u think? http://is.gd/K83sg6 #
    • “Finally this morning, some bad news. Ryan Seacrest makes $55 million a year.” Robin Quivers on @sternshow @rqui @HowardStern #
    • RT @ccurfuffle: @kevinpollak A disabled child’s pet condemned to die due to an official error pls rt http://is.gd/QutUSJ #
    • RT @JohnFugelsang: And just as the Catholic Church was finally getting away from all the creepiness, Newt Gingrich converted. #
    • 100 apps? Yikes. RT @MarshaCollier: Make Life Easier: 100 Killer Android Apps You Can’t Live Without, Part 1 http://bit.ly/m5W6Aq #
    • This looks useful -> How to clean up your Wii’s internal memory @Tecca http://is.gd/RJ12pq #wii #daddytips #
    • I miss Frank Stallone RT @sternshow:Listen to H100 News: Frank Stallone is astounded by Ronnie’s popularity on Twitter. http://bit.ly/liQMJo #
    • Someone had to do it! 🙂 RT @ScaryMommy: Apparently, my son introduced the f-bomb to his entire pre-school class. Um, whoops. #
    • Thx for the #FF @MarshaCollier! #
    • harsh @jeff_gluck: Kevin Harvick, why 18 team didn’t back up Kyle Busch: “When u don’t have a backbone, how can u back somebody up?” #NASCAR #
    • you live with Dave collier? “@JuddApatow: Kids are up.
      This is the morning routine. http://t.co/iA8pEex” #
    • “@SamSeder: Romney clearly playing 12 dimensional chess- wooed Obamacare supporters years before Obamacare even existed! #TCOT ?? #
    • but did she eat it? @Andy_Richter: Before everyone starts bitching about hygiene, keep in mind it was a fresh kill. http://t.co/VYBzXdS #
    • cute. Like a parent version of the fake tux shirt “@thepioneerwoman: I love this t-shirt. http://t.co/f7pWLS3” #
    • Doctor’s office has very nice on hold music, soft flamenco guitar. Still rather they answer the call, though. #onhold #
    • Harsh but funny RT @MrTommyLand: http://twitpic.com/4x1oct #binladen #navyseals #darkhumor #
    • RT @CritCondition: “What’d you do last night?” “watched Soderbergh’s male stripper movie in slo-mo.” “You’re such a cinephile!” “Um… yes.” #
    • RT @alyankovic: If I were in the food services industry, every time I completed a transaction with a customer, I’d yell, “YOU got SERVED!!” #
    • My god those are evil looking. RT @simonsam: Im at peta hq. Here’s some Col. Sanders bobbleheads: http://ow.ly/i/bvXt #
    • There is something in Ubuntu Linux called a yenta_socket. This makes me happy. #nerdystuff #linux #
    • “Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy.” #random #falloutboy #lyrics #
    • Watching the 1st episode of #smallville and then the finale. Hoping for some good live action tv superhero fun. #
    • Is there beer on Krypton? #smallville #
    • Fire pits of Apocalypse in #smallville opening. My kid figured it out, I missed it. #
    • “This magazine is geared towards young men” – what an original idea! There’s a real dearth of those! #feh #
    • One of the greatest headlines ever. -> Did Florida accidentally ban sex? – The Week http://t.co/posixaF #
    • It’s no ‘Headless Body Found in Topless Bar’ but it’s pretty good New York Post – Osama Bin Wankin – Bin Laden Porn http://t.co/AXQzIWo #
    • Follow DaddyTips on Facebook via NetworkedBlogs (please?) http://t.co/CpgYwwn #daddytips #
    • If you give me the wrong change and I tell you, you should be nicer to me. So I took extra straws. Ha! That’ll show ’em. #deepthoughts #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Alaska School Flip Flops On Song Ban https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/05/16/alaska-school-flip-flops-on-song-ban/ #
    • Thanks. US needs to pay more attn to space RT @MarshaCollier: Shuttle flight status right now #STS134 #nasatweetup http://twitpic.com/4ygivt #
    • you provide a public service RT @kphipps3000: one person is visiting @TheAVClub thanks to searching for the term “renaissance fair orgies.” #
    • “If cartoons were meant to be watched by adults, they would put them on in prime time.” – Lisa Simpson, “Krusty Gets Busted” #thesimpsons #
    • “Because these are children’s toys, the fire will burn quickly.” Reverend Lovejoy, torching a pile of Krusty the Clown toys #thesimpsons #
    • Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob may be the best recurring guest role ever. Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony a close second. #thesimpsons #
    • Alaska School Flip Flops On Song Ban http://nblo.gs/hWs1I #
    • Rarely watch Dancing With The Stars. The judges are very energetic. Especially the men. And that neck injury was scary. #
    • Ralph Macchio looks about 22. Well, maybe 35. I’m too lazy too look up his resume but I assume he works. #dwta #
    • Ralph Macchio’s son is named Daniel? As Daniel-San? Hm. #dwta this is an odd show. #
    • its interesting that I can have an opinion after watching 2 dances. Hines Ward was better than Ralph Macchio. #dwta #
    • “Are you wearing extra large diapers?” And what did Bruno said they bleeped? That she was showing her pussy? Yow. #dwts #
    • I was typing #dwta instead of #dwts Dancing With The Aardvarks? Anteaters? Apple iPhone? #
    • Too cool RT @BillWeirABC Fan yells to Paul Simon she learned guitar to “Duncan”…he brings her on stage #Joy http://tinyurl.com/3br7j2y #
    • RT @RealGilbert: Um #DonaldTrump has funny hair… He says “You’re Fired”… Nah, I got nothing. #
    • Le Scandal! “The Dublin Philharmonic that played two years ago in nearly 50 towns? Mostly Bulgarians.” RT @nytimes http://is.gd/j5bbPf #
    • Man in Cajun country “built his own levee.” Damn. Not sure I could do that. Via @Nightline #
    • Good to know RT @Alyssa_Milano: FYI – Obsessive nose picking is called Rhinotillexomania. /via @mental_floss #
    • is it too unpoetic of me to call them a bunch of turkeys? @DFelsenfeld: Burroughs obscenity trial in modern Turkey http://t.co/yp74tQM #
    • In honor of The Rapture, my cover of the REM song It’s The End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) http://is.gd/AsMtjT #covers #
    • That title is enough to get me to click. RT @AmazonKindle: 10 Things You Should Never Do http://bit.ly/kBxHiO #
    • Flattered to get a DM from @GeorgeTakei. Big fan of your voiceovers (Batman Beyond was awesome), Stern Show, and Sulu of course. Thanks! #
    • Photo: Twitter Direct Message from George Takei made my day. http://tumblr.com/xxq2kd5u4f #
    • Added a bio and some links. More to come! #
    • New Cover – It’s The End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
      In honor of the rapture, or whatever it is… http://fb.me/VvDZDqeP #
    • Made a Facebook page for my music. Please come “like” it. http://on.fb.me/brettmusic #
    • I sat down at the computer an hour ago with the intention of doing something very specific which I did not do. This is life. #
    • NYC birds are getting bolder. Flying very close to people. Is it the #endtimes #rapture #itsoverjohnny #deepthoughts #
    • Please Like my Facebook music page. I need 25 Likes to pick a username. Also it will make me happy. Thx. http://t.co/F8m13FO #
    • If you see what looks like the same post more than once its bc some of my blogs etc. are linked and autoposting. Apologies. #techmology #
    • Been trying to set things up so stuff only posts once. I could’ve sworn I heard tumblr say “I can’t do that Dave.” #techmology #
    • RT @karlerikson: Just looked up “thesaurus” in the thesaurus. Vexing. #
    • Are they hoping the season gets canceled? RT @NFLONFOX: Detroit desperate to end losing ways. http://on-msn.com/mfqLls #Lions #NFL #
    • More Real Headlines That Sound Like The Onion: Hair Extension Thefts on the Rise http://is.gd/SG6uZr @nytimes #
    • Grt post, thx 4 the tip RT @CarolineLHoward: great take by @adacalhoun on Grossest Media Story of All Time: Dude-itors http://bit.ly/j0AF89 #
    • Tumblr Blog All About Power Girl – To clarify, the blog http://fyeahpowergirl.tumblr.com/ is about Power… http://tumblr.com/xxq2ktrjuq #
    • Another cover for the end of the world – Eve of Destruction. Enjoy!… http://fb.me/ykKe4i63 #
    • Wu-Tang Clan, End of the World, and more in DaddyTips Thursday Link Roundup [Show and Tell] http://t.co/FFNASxH #
    • DaddyTips Thursday Link Roundup [Show and Tell] http://nblo.gs/i53H2 #
    • DaddyTips blog post: DaddyTips in Redbook Magazine https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/05/19/daddytips-in-redbook-magazine/ #
    • DaddyTips in Redbook Magazine http://nblo.gs/i5ak8 #
    • Thx for the RT! @JeanneSager: Congrats to @brettsinger for his feature in Redbook Magazine! Check out his site y’all! http://t.co/EaOGBra #
    • #FF @JeanneSager, @MissTanya, @CatsPolitics, @tracypendergast, @zwriter, and of course @GeorgeTakei #followfriday #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Schwarzenegger Movie Career On Hold https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/05/20/schwarzenegger-movie-career-on-hold/ #
    • RT @JeanneSager: #FF @brettsinger, @bnearing, @mimisbabiesetsy, @thecoffeeqween #
    • RT @thecoffeeqween: “@JeanneSager: #FF @brettsinger, @bnearing, @mimisbabiesetsy, @thecoffeeqween” thanks right back at y’all! #
    • interesting idea, combining twitter logos to make an image. Its a #batman thing. #TheFireRises http://www.thedarkknightrises.com/image.html #
    • The 70’s were fun. @WilliamShatner “Rocket Man”, introduced by Bernie Taupin. http://t.co/7meyHbM @YouTube What do u think @GeorgeTakei? #
    • This is who @GeorgeTakei is following on Twitter. http://t.co/3AmrSTG I love that one of them is @thinkgeek #
    • “Can you accept that your father was a pirate and a good man?” Well, that depends. Was he a Pittsburgh Pirate? #
    • “You forget your place, Dark Elf.” – Thor, on Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes #
    • “Any day that starts out just smelly, but ends with a cookie, is a pretty good day.” Curious George on PBS Kids #
    • “The smartest weiner dogs are always the most misunderstood.” More wisdom from Curious George on PBS kids. #
    • “Only a genius or a monkey could’ve thought of this!” Yes, more Curious George. #
    • Schwarzenegger Kids Tweeting About The Scandal http://nblo.gs/i7Z2t #
    • Schwarzenegger Movie Career On Hold http://nblo.gs/i7Z2u #
    • Not sure the #rapture is a good day to open a psychic business. Or maybe it is… http://twitpic.com/50rfku #
    • If you didn’t have to worry about making a living, what would you do? #questions #
    • The latter. Good band name tho. RT @assortedrogues Can you be a one man riot? Or are you just being an asshole? #questions #
    • NFL Player Brings Disabled Teen to Dance http://nblo.gs/idEy4 #
    • I post jam-style recordings on archive.org under the name “The Geetar Monster”. This is a link to all of them. The… http://fb.me/ZODD08xQ #
    • Will post song parodies that I’ve done, starting… now. #
    • Song Parody: Don’t Fear Obama, to the tune of Don’t Fear The Reaper. Remember when that crazy lady yelled at John… http://fb.me/RN7c7LXt #
    • Song Parody: Rock Me Sarah Palin, to the tune of (duh) Rock Me Amadeus. I was very pleased with myself that I… http://fb.me/vFFhI51n #
    • Regarding the description of my first time playing guitar at 7 years old: my mother says she doesn’t remember that… http://fb.me/REBKi4lV #
    • “I’m pretty sure Batman wears pants.” – Captain Marvel on Batman: The Brave and The Bold. #
    • I just misread a headline as “UN raids Staten Island.” Maybe I need a vacation. #oops #
    • RT @adamsherk: 8 Journalists Who Were Fired for Tweeting, Part 1 http://is.gd/O29GCw via @10000words #
    • Another song parody – the Rod Blagojevich song, to the tune of My Sharona.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rev_eD-sYl8 http://fb.me/YzwB4E2G #
    • Song from St. Patrick’s Day, Whiskey in the Jar…. http://fb.me/vNHwjzCc #
    • Quick version of This Land is Your Land, recorded when the whole Wisconsin union protest thing started a few… http://fb.me/13aWJZwhD #
    • Batman, dirty Aussie tweets and water bears in space in the DaddyTips Tuesday Link Roundup [Show and Tell] http://is.gd/PMzhO7 #
    • A cover by request — Will Lindow, this one’s because you asked for it. Enjoy…. http://fb.me/swIeUB0O #
    • Was it the Sex Pistols version? RT @markknoller: band began playing “God Save the Queen” before Pres Obama ended his remarks. #
    • RT @inskok: @shalomshuli can I get a RT for my little baby brother in case he gets Cancer or a Brain tumor o… (cont) http://deck.ly/~FR6JM #
    • Great pic RT @markknoller: Pres. Obama delivers a toast to the Queen… http://twitpic.com/521qdu #
    • Impatiently waiting for an email response to change a password. It’s been MINUTES!!!!!! #
    • I picked up my phone to check email and my son says, “wait a minute. Are you filming me?” What a world, what a world… #
    • How is The Bucket List the number one DVD on Netflix? Perhaps these ARE the end times… http://t.co/BO9x3DO #
    • DaddyTips Tuesday Link Roundup [Show and Tell] http://nblo.gs/ih5fk #
    • DaddyTips blog post: What Dad Did Today 5-25-11 https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/05/25/what-dad-did-today-5-25-11/ #
    • Here’s a cover I did back in January of 2007 of The Pet Shop Boys’ song Rent…. http://fb.me/KviFMI33 #
    • What Dad Did Today 5-25-11 http://nblo.gs/iiBka #
    • How Not To Pressure Your Working Spouse #DaddyTips http://is.gd/b65p70 #parenting #tips #marriage #
    • A Cover by Request – Dynamite (yes, the Taio Cruz song). On acoustic guitar. Thanks for listening…. http://fb.me/10bFTCj5m #
    • I love when female tourists think they need to dress like hookers because they’re in New York. #deepthoughts #
    • I fixed my router, I fixed my router (to the tune of “nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah”). #
    • Load of crap +! RT @Mediamum: Aussie CEO says everyone needs to go home for dinner so women have a chance a… (cont) http://deck.ly/~SBpmO #
    • John Edwards denies he broke the law with regard to the whole Rielle Hunter business. What’s he going to say, that he’s guilty? #schmuck #
    • Found my new band name! RT @DadCentric: @HomemakerMan takes a hard look at the Military-Industrial-BoxTop Complex. http://bit.ly/jUjjJC #
    • Oprah Winfrey says we should listen to the voices in our heads. What does the voice in your head tell you to do? #questions #oprah #
    • RT @patkiernan: So many celeb memoirs, so little time. Chicago Tribune recommends 7 depending on your interests. http://pape.rs/AthruDlist #
    • DaddyTips blog post: What Dad Did Today 5-26-11 https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/05/26/what-dad-did-today-5-26-11/ #
    • RT @GratuitousV: Great quote from Mayor Bloomberg on gay marriage: “As a civil society we place our faith i… (cont) http://deck.ly/~28Pu9 #
    • How To Become Morbidly Obese By Eating Nothing But Crap #lessinterestingbooks #
    • What Dad Did Today 5-26-11 http://nblo.gs/ilZOl #
    • Ed Schultz Is A Schmuck [Men Behaving Badly] http://nblo.gs/ilZOm #
    • DaddyTips Thursday Link Roundup [Show and Tell] http://nblo.gs/imIzi #
    • “I need to make those numbers somehow.” #overheard #cellphones #stopyelling #shutup #
    • Saw an ad for The World According to Paris (Hilton), thought it said The World According to Pants. Which would you rather watch? #questions #
    • Why do we assume the future is only a retail opportunity? – Tony Stark, as written by @WarrenEllis #ironman #
    • You can’t just wish the future into being. It has to be paid for. – Tony Stark, written by @warrenellis #ironman #extremis #
    • they’re being juvenile, not u @rosemcgowan: Wash. board nixes colon cancer ‘butt’ billboards. http://t.co/0CG2XcH #
    • The Red Sox are in first place???? When the hell did that happen? Dammit, I need to pay more attention. #angrrr #
    • Why Are People So Afraid Of Childbirth? #DaddyTips https://daddytips.com/?p=483 #
    • Not sure if this one got tweeted last week: Ed Schultz Is A Schmuck [Men Behaving Badly] https://daddytips.com/?p=4739 #
    • Photo: keithphipps: http://tumblr.com/xxq2rw5885 #
    • Ted Mann Discovers Ted Nugent is His Dad http://t.co/0klrW7Y DaddyTips.com #
    • Ted Mann Discovers Ted Nugent is His Dad http://nblo.gs/iysy4 #
    • How do you introduce your kids to music without imposing your will on them? #questions #
    • “that laughter sounds like the result of misbehavior.” – Marge Simpson #thesimpsons #
    • Diane Ravitch on pols praising school successes: “it seemed too good to be true – and it was” http://t.co/YivrxSU #education #
    • B. toys B.irthday Celebration – Free Onesie http://nblo.gs/iAcDE #
    • Video from first @CNN broadcast 6/1/80. Looks like Anchorman. http://t.co/EMetzxp #
    • this wins the Web forever. “@realjeffreyross: Twitter is a cigarette break for people who don’t smoke.” #
    • Neither am I! “@ComplexMag: Kim Kardashian Says She Is Not Pregnant http://t.co/cynITDK” #
    • Insert joke here “@nytimes: City Room: Weiner ‘Can’t Say’ That Lewd Photo Is Not of Him http://t.co/J5Zm6gX” #
    • Lewis Black Flag #comedianbands #
    • me. Never saw it, though. “@ComplexMag: #ShaqRetires Who’s old enough to remember @SHAQ in “Kazaam”? http://t.co/M1wWNKY” #
    • I just spent more minutes in a row reading tweets than I ever have before. I am neither wiser nor less wise. Its a wash. #deepthoughts #
    • NYers worried about tornado, read this for a less fearful take: http://t.co/27Cv7At via @nytimes #
    • Kellogg’s Coupon Newsletter [DaddyDeals] http://nblo.gs/iE7rs #
    • In honor of @RepWeiner I’m tweeting a picture of my junk. Literally. #TheseAreTheJokesFolks http://yfrog.com/gygkgqjj #
    • Plants vs Zombies won’t work on my cellphone. #firstworldproblems #
    • Dropkick Eddie Murphys #comedianbands #
    • DaddyTips Thursday Link Roundup [Show and Tell] http://nblo.gs/iEmFX #
    • Saw a headline about E. Coli and thought it was about the E! Network. #vacationtime #
    • That’s awesome RT @hudsonette #broadwayrapper Grandmaster Builder Flash #
    • The Music Method Man #rapperbroadway #
    • Wu-Tang Clan of the Cave Bear #rapperbook or #rappermovie #
    • Sucker to the side, I know you hate / my 98 #random #oldschool #raplyrics #publicenemy #
    • Milk is chillin’ / what more can I say, top billin’ #random #oldschool #raplyrics #
    • Free @AppSumo Blogggging for Startups Action Video today http://appsumo.com/tweet/206/?r=nEMm #
    • “I’d say dad finally snapped under the pressure. But what pressure?” #thesimpsons #
    • Its Sunday and I still haven’t seen xmen. This is bad. #
    • Watching the nba finals and heard the name “miller”, I thought of Reggie Miller. Which means I’m old and don’t watch much basketball. #
    • I’m no expert, but the mavericks don’t seem to be playing as well as the heat. #nba #
    • DaddyTips blog post: How To Embarrass Your Kid https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/06/07/how-to-embarrass-your-kid/ #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Tip: Don’t Buy This For Father’s Day https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/06/07/tip-dont-buy-this-for-fathers-day/ #
    • http://flavorwire.com/183894/10-songs-that-should-never-be-covered-again
      A list of songs that Flavorpill says… http://fb.me/10He7Shaa #
    • How To Embarrass Your Kid http://nblo.gs/iQI9O #
    • Tip: Don’t Buy This For Father’s Day http://nblo.gs/iQI9P #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Fart Cop 6 https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/06/07/fart-cop-6/ #
    • 1st book is great “@fitzwillie: GeekDad Book Update: GeekDad Red Book… http://t.co/RxGGafu #
    • Fart Cop 6 http://nblo.gs/iRdpA #
    • Ah, #firstworldproblems + poop. http://is.gd/uIrZJ5 went pooping but forgot my smartphone, so i had to read the text on the shampoo bottle. #
    • RT @CatsPolitics: Happy Birthday to my favorite piece of work, @Joan_Rivers! #
    • I had a big problem with the ending, but it was good. RT @VeraSweeney: watching 12 monkeys right now on TV – love this movie! 🙂 #
    • RT @fredvanlente: “…attacker answered, ‘It’s not a weasel, it’s a marten,’ then punched him in the nose and fled.” http://yhoo.it/ldwy8Q #
    • RT @BRIANMBENDIS: i was going to tweet about my kids being home from school of effin’ shavouos but i don’t know how to spell shavuooos. #
    • DaddyTips blog post: What Dad Did Today 6-8-11 https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/06/08/what-dad-did-today-6-8-11/ #
    • Because it is, here are two covers I did of the Cole Porter song “Too Darn Hot” – acoustic and hardcore…. http://fb.me/yeMPsBrA #
    • Here’s the not acoustic Too Darn Hot.
      http://www.box.net/shared/3c3f91u3ap http://fb.me/13cb2YJDP #
    • What Dad Did Today 6-8-11 http://nblo.gs/iU7BF #
    • Some good deals on web stuff here. SEO, etc. Not for everyone but worth a look if you work in that space. http://t.co/tdG33yH via @appsumo #
    • Ooo, I could kill some time here -> List of superhuman features and abilities in fiction – Wikipedia http://t.co/vwZZL7M #
    • OMG, Spock is talking about Israel – Leonard Nimoy’s Vulcan logic: A two-state solution | Jewish Journal http://t.co/aBzAI94 #
    • RT @zwriter @mosessmith16 #followfriday #
    • Turns out margarita mix can go bad. Oops. #
    • “Aw, wave of death requires level 12.” #IHaveBoys #
    • “She was coy, like the pond, albeit spelled differently.” #BadWriting #
    • “the essence of Weiner”, he’s received a “steady stream of phone calls”… and that’s in the Times. #HeyBeavis #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Weird Al Sings Pac-Man https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/06/13/weird-al-sings-pac-man/ #
    • Weird Al Sings Pac-Man http://nblo.gs/j6z2A #
    • This is week 1 of me not tweeting a picture of my private area. Let’s see how long I can last. #
    • Who is Anthony Weiner’s favorite author? Philip K. Dick. #WeinerJokes #
    • Potentially interesting source of video (tumblr) – The Documentarian http://t.co/3B1AgDs #
    • For Father’s Day, How About Some Dad Video Game Time? http://nblo.gs/j96J5 #
    • Nice to see Greg Proops getting some work. -> Odd News at Yahoo! http://t.co/nNB2als #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Save $20 on New EA Games https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/06/14/save-20-on-new-ea-games/ #
    • Save $20 on New EA Games http://nblo.gs/j9zSl #
    • Watching report saying that 20% of HS kids in ny are “college ready”. Wondering how “college ready” is defined. #
    • Someone explain to me the relevance of religion matters when discussing the legality of marriage. #
    • That last tweet was poorly worded. My bad. #
    • Seeing more ppl at Haagen Dazs and Duane Reade who look like college grads. Bad economic indicator. #deepthoughts #
    • Breaking news: Anthony Weiner moving to Dix Hills, NY. #WeinerJokes #TooEasy #
    • Why does CBS hate Katie Couric so much? -> CBS Sees Better News in Pelley’s Ratings – NYTimes.com http://t.co/GRZ7Q2W #
    • My review of The Kids Grow Up @mommypoppins http://t.co/KqmfbiF #
    • “Mounting Pressure on Weiner”. Seriously. #WeinerJokes #TooEasy http://t.co/q01ZOvB @patkiernan http://t.co/q01ZOvB #
    • Reading the Billboard Chart Backwards – Typically we look at lists from top to bottom. With music and… http://tumblr.com/xxq30fbc10 #
    • Check me out on Nightline tonight — http://t.co/xjQxPDo http://fb.me/X5b5MK48 #
    • In honor of tonight’s Nightline segment and the opening of a certain Broadway show, here is me answering the… http://fb.me/11gcX7dFA #
    • What if Neil Young wrote a Spider-Man musical? It might sound something like this. http://t.co/Xb7LJmj #
    • Here’s the full Nightline segment: http://t.co/slqWSHe http://fb.me/Kf1sNCz9 #
    • DaddyTips blog post: A New Twist on Bubbles https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/06/16/a-new-twist-on-bubbles/ #
    • Cooking kale caused me to get killed (while playing a video game). #toungetwisters #
    • Things that make computing devices move slowly: GUIs, networking. What else? #life #questions #
    • Terrell Owens is 37. Wow. http://es.pn/lTpH9m #nfl #
    • The Eagles have a QB named Mike Kafka. If he’s any good, the term “Kafka-esque quarterback” could be a compliment. http://es.pn/l2qJxv #nfl #
    • A New Twist on Bubbles [Toys] http://nblo.gs/jfd4I #
    • Talking Father’s Day Blues on Brett Singer Radio today at 11:30am EST http://t.co/q4x8bKU #
    • I’m broadcasting live on the air! Listen in now at http://t.co/cP9DKt2 #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Father’s Day Link Roundup https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/06/17/fathers-day-link-roundup/ #
    • Christine Coppa interviews Adrian Grenier [Daddy Issues] http://nblo.gs/jhXfI #
    • Father’s Day Link Roundup http://nblo.gs/jhXfJ #
    • Watching ‘Colors’ (1988). Car chase scene thru neighborhood full of ppl, makes u realize how dangerous that part of LA was. Is it still? #
    • Back to Yankees Cubs game, nice scoop by infielder but its a hit anyway. Nyah nyah. Burnett’s tattoo is a bit much. #
    • Does Polaroid still make film? Will those prints fade like inkjet or is it more like dyesub? Ever open up a Polaroid print? It was gross. #
    • Gardner is fast but he’s not the Flash. Shouldn’t get caught in a rundown like that. #yankees #cubs #
    • Interleague play. Feh. Why have an AL and NL? Either make all pitchers hit or none of them. #mlb #
    • Chien Ming Wang was never the same after he hurt himself running bases in interleague play. Yankees could use him now. #mlb #
    • Read this – scientists do not predict another ice age. What? Unless they mean the movie. http://bit.ly/m74BdF #
    • “Bad throw, dropped by Cano.” Very poetic, Fox. #mlb #yankees #cubs #
    • Gardner is really good. MLB needs a rule preventing runners from tackling the catcher at home plate. Seems kinda fcuked up. #
    • I don’t feel like cleaning out my email inbox. #firstworldproblems #
    • 3 to 1? Dang. RT @paidContent: Barnes & Noble: E-books Now Outsell Print Books 3 To 1 On BN.com http://cnt.to/ovw #
    • Weird Al Yankovic’s Alpocalypse $3.99 at Amazon [DaddyDeal] http://nblo.gs/juJpC #
    • “Politics would go a lot smoother if everybody had a bunny.” Spider-man, from a Marvel Adventures comic. #
    • The minute I leave the house it starts raining. Another useless mutant power of mine. #
    • Bills changed helmet color because of color blind QB. I can relate. That was nice of them. http://bit.ly/j9pQ8U #nfl #
    • Man robs bank so he can go to jail and get health insurance. Seriously, that’s what this article says. http://t.co/ir9blFV #
    • Game Changing Gadgets That Aren’t [Opinions] http://nblo.gs/jCJlT #
    • Most ppl just throw stuff out. I feel compelled to donate/recycle my unwanted crap. Am I a schmuck? #questions #deepthoughts #
    • DaddyTips blog post: When Breast Milk Attacks https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/06/28/when-breast-milk-attacks/ #
    • Dear Adobe and the Post Office: I should not have to use the command line in order to print a PDF from USPS.com. #annoying #
    • When Breast Milk Attacks http://nblo.gs/jKG5v #
    • Magneto Toy Story. Funny -> If Pixar Made X-Men [PIC] http://t.co/RWZPqbv #
    • This is NOT a good idea – MGM, Seth Gordon to Reboot ‘WarGames’ – The Moviefone Blog http://t.co/ZmCqHah #
    • Heh heh – RT @HollyMcClellan @brettsinger and they say that alcohol inhibits milk ejection #
    • You know what’s fun? Getting a press release for a website with the wrong URL. #dummies #
    • Ewww -> RT @JeanneSager: Casey Anthony App Takes Trial to New Level of Creepy http://is.gd/AyLxz2 via @The_Stir #
    • RT @Alyssa_Milano: William Shakespeare may have been a stoner? http://ti.me/kZSiwp /via @TIMENewsFeed @TIME #
    • Because when you want legal predictions, you go to Kim Kardashian. -> http://is.gd/xRhBwz via @The_Stir #
    • Funny pic -> “So my gf and I took a picture with the Oceanspray guy…” via @reddit http://t.co/I9lGrWC #
    • You’ve got my vote -> RT @rosannecash: Must think of slogan for my campaign. Front runner is ‘I went through the sixties for THIS shit?’ #
    • RT @MylesOfficialPG: RETWEET this if u have under 20,000 followers? I will pick 15 people 2 be in the chance of getting 75+ new followers #
    • #NoteToSelf – when cooking soup, spices are important. #duh #NeedCookingLessons #GoOutsideDummy #
    • That’s awesome -> RT @unmarketing Google+ is totally going to be a Google Wave killer. #
    • Was at least one of them a teen/mutant/ninja? RT @DFelsenfeld Mating Turtles stop air traffic on the tarmac: http://t.co/yKm156U #
    • Its true. Rome is in flames. RT @kristenschaaled Nancy Grace is our Greek Theatre. #
    • That the movie doesn’t stink. RT @TrekMovie So what is your #st2012fantasy #
    • I’ll take “headlines that sound like they’re from @theonion but are real” for 200, Alex @JeanneSager http://t.co/SpYqkcp @The_Stir #
    • That’s a creepy pic, dude. @rmlimodriver69: KIDNAPPED!!!! http://t.co/7o6OGcK #
    • I think we’re alone now… Sorry, wrong Tiffany @ComplexMag: Nike SB Bruin “Tiffany” http://t.co/bLCpMd4 #
    • That’s ominous. Cue scary music. RT @NYCityMama: You know who you are. #
    • So true. RT @rahav: What best parts? The best part of that movie was when it was over. (@YouTube http://t.co/T6WN9QM) #
    • Great quotes here, especially Archbishop Dolan and former Mayor Rudy. -> Marriage Equality in New York http://t.co/tDopFsN via @NewYorker #
    • RT @MissTanya: When working on a 2012 editorial calendar, take heed of what year it is when doing other business. #idontknowwhatyearitis #
    • The Methuselah Imperative is perhaps the worst name for a comic book saga ever. (Teen Titans, in case you want to know what to avoid.) #meh #
    • BEWARE! RT @CatsPolitics: BABOON ALERT RT @eyewitnessnyc: Baboon, possibly from amusement park, on run in NJ http://bit.ly/jgzJlA #
    • Big Discounts on Top EA Games [DaddyDeals] http://nblo.gs/jTxwh #
    • Jose Reyes batting avg is even more impressive when you consider that he moonlights in a Bob Marley cover band. #yankees #mets #
    • Two words: blood pudding. We win. #yanksvsbrits #
    • Some crossover in fanbases RT @nathanrabin Seated next to some Juggalos here at Phish. What are the odds? #worldscollide #
    • Tip: Don’t Let Your Kids Go To Film School http://nblo.gs/k19ls #
    • Hm. It seems people still smoke cigarettes. Interesting. #NeedToGetOutMore #
    • I guess The Raconteurs are ok. Throwbacky. Catchy. Eh. Not bad. #CatchingUp #music #
    • Has Jack White ever met Jack Black? #questions #badjokes #ActuallyCurious #
    • Remember when The Strokes were going to save rock and roll? Did that ever happen? #questions #music #
    • Dad And Daughter Trapped on Roller Coaster http://nblo.gs/k1RtO #
    • This applies to #DSK case as well. But hey, you know. #Nuance RT @JohnFugelsang: #notguilty is not quite the same as #innocent #
    • Kim Kardashian Correct About Casey Anthony Case http://nblo.gs/k29C7 #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Tip: Don’t Touch Other People’s Kids https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/07/06/tip-dont-touch-other-peoples-kids/ #
    • Tip: Don’t Touch Other People’s Kids http://nblo.gs/k4Doa #
    • Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole. However, it seems that an asshole did try to steal a Picasso. #irony #sortof #dumbdumb #
    • Watching pot, awaiting boil. #metaphors #
    • 25th Anniversary of Pretty in Pink – http://bit.ly/snakkle-pip #johnhughes #80s #greatmovies Please RT #
    • “Looking like I just robbed Liberace” #random #tupac #lyrics #californialove #
    • It is difficult to outrun a rainstorm on foot. But dammit, I’m gonna try. In Birkenstocks, no less. #ugh #stupidweather #toolate #
    • Is it possible to stick it to The Man if you kind of are the man? #questions #deepthoughts #
    • Bachmann says “gay lifestyle” is “part of Satan”. Maybe she means Satan in the South Park movie? He was gay. http://t.co/E00XYSx #
    • Today I Vacuumed An Air Conditioner [And You Can Too!] http://nblo.gs/ksfWy #
    • NY Times headline starts with “Tabloid Taint”. Heh heh. #beavis #
    • Crossword puzzle answer is “sortee”. I knew it because of a video game I used to play. (“Sortee 1”) can’t recall the name of it. #
    • Home haiku: nothing in my house / is ever where it should be / this is annoying #haiku #
    • Powerful scrubbing action attacks burnt on food! Yeah! These are MANLY dishwasher tabs! Kick ASS! Semper… wash! Go! #
    • “It is funny when its YOU!” – @HowardStern @sternshow #
    • “That’ll teach you to mess with commerce!” – Captain Planet’s nemesis, Looten Plunder. #90sCartoons #
    • Ray Rice criticizes Hines Ward for DUI. How can anyone actually disagree with that? http://bit.ly/qURx0O #
    • New article by me: Never Ask an Alien Queen Her Age: Aliens at 25 – snakkle.com http://t.co/kCgWCrw #
    • Early Rupert Grint movie called Thunderpants. Times like these, I love my job. VIDEO – Retro Ron Weasley – snakkle.com http://t.co/of5ldjT #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Low budget X-MEN is Awesome [Links] https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/07/19/low-budget-x-men-is-awesome-links/ #
    • Low budget X-MEN is Awesome [Links] http://nblo.gs/kB9n0 #
    • The UK has a Serious Organized Crime Agency. Do they also have a Not So Serious Organized Crime Agency? http://t.co/pCtUsyV #
    • Adding these bookstore memories to Keith Phipps’ Borders Memorial/Eulogy: http://tumblr.com/xxq3l48bjy #
    • PM Cameron says “police should arrest whoever they want” re: the NewsCorp scandal. isn’t that like “I take care of my kids”? #HaveACookie #
    • I haven’t read the article but the title made my head explode. -> Can Manhood Survive the Recession? – Newsweek http://t.co/22loLEq #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Hugh Jackman at Comic Con Video https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/07/21/hugh-jackman-at-comic-con-video/ #
    • Hugh Jackman at Comic Con Video http://nblo.gs/kI6PW #
    • “The Pirate Ninja Leprechauns have broken out of ‘Super Dungeon’…” I think… um… No. http://t.co/OlvvYuy #
    • The 1992 Captain America movie with Matt Salinger (son of J.D.) is on SyFy now. So bad/fun to watch. #
    • good wrap-up of NFL mess, Ian O’Connor explains the owners behavior quite well. http://es.pn/qV3O3b #
    • Real Headline Sounds Like @theonion: Chicago man declared dead 25 years ago discovered working as Las Vegas bookmaker http://tgr.ph/pjDPlg #
    • Fake Apple Stores, including Apple Story in Queens (scroll down) http://bit.ly/nevyAf #haha #
    • Maybe the Fake Apple Stores in China were retaliation for this: Queens Crap: Discrimination at the Apple store? http://bit.ly/opF2WH #not #
    • “Take a picture, babe, it’ll last longer!” – #ThingsIveNeverSaid #
    • Like Anthony Weiner I’m swellin’/I’m more ready than Helen #RapLyricsIJustMadeUp #
    • “We have never seen a period that we’re about to see right now” – #OutOfContext #nfl #Sportscaster #
    • Sorry Environment, Camp Towels Need Scent http://nblo.gs/kSXmG #
    • Oh. Its hot because I opened the shades. Sun = warmth. Got it. #duh #
    • I need to simplify my life. Any suggestions for what to give up? #
    • Save $100 On Lenovo G570 Notebook [DaddyDeals] http://nblo.gs/kV2r5 #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Marvel KAPOW! App Discount [DaddyDeals] https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/07/27/marvel-kapow-app-discount-daddydeals/ #
    • Marvel KAPOW! App Discount [DaddyDeals] http://nblo.gs/kVsok #
    • hang on – sources can LIE? journalists are supposed to FACT CHECK? whats next – spelling? punctuation? #nfl #feh http://bit.ly/oILGOw #
    • New article by me: Before Entourage – Kevin Connolly, Adrian Grenier, and all the rest of the boys – snakkle.com http://t.co/w75Xbtq #
    • How does anyone think this is a good idea? Human-animal hybrids: Chimeras… Scientists want new ethical regulations – http://t.co/97eGgMl #
    • Privatizing zoos seems like a bad idea. Via LA times http://t.co/Hw4ik3l #
    • that would be interesting @ProFootballTalk: Ochocinco hints he’s heading to the Patriots http://t.co/sM6w8lh #
    • how many players says thx to radio hosts? Sanchez is a class act. RT @Mark_Sanchez: @KayShowESPN thx for having me on today! #
    • “The world’s a different place when you’ve got a waist.” – Patti on #thesimpsons after lipo (Real Housewives of Fat Tony) #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Upgrade to OS X Lion [DaddyTech] https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/07/28/upgrade-to-os-x-lion-daddytech/ #
    • Upgrade to OS X Lion [DaddyTech] http://nblo.gs/kZ6AE #
    • Amy Winehouse’s Dad Gives Her Clothes To Fans http://t.co/qxvJ1ig DaddyTips.com #
    • Amy Winehouse’s Dad Gives Her Clothes To Fans http://nblo.gs/l1aZR #
    • Even when referring to a WR, Plaxico Burress should avoid using the word “explosive.” #nfl #
    • “Before every match, wrestler Marty the Meatball rips off his shorts and farts like a maniac!” #MadLibsAreFun #
    • Only five days left to get free shipping (until they offer the same deal again)?!? What am I going to do??? (Nothing) #feh #badvertising #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Tip: Give Your Kids A Bedtime https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/08/02/tip-give-your-kids-a-bedtime/ #
    • Tip: Give Your Kids A Bedtime http://nblo.gs/la5D3 #
    • Anyone else seeing these “I’m a mormon” ads on top of nyc taxis? What’s up? Is this a Romney thing? #questions #
    • Why do ppl spray tan? Why why why? #why #questions #
    • “I said 6 o’clock not fuckin’ 6:30!” Everyone sounds like they’re auditioning for Jersey Shore. #IFeelOld #
    • Speaking of feeling old, my foot hurts and I didn’t get my nap today. #cranky #old #DidIMentionCranky #
    • Do most people see others and formulate random opinions about them? Imagine what their lives are like? Or is it just me? #
    • DaddyTips blog post: My New Favorite word: Unmanning https://daddytips.com/index.php/2011/08/03/my-new-favorite-word-unmanning/ #
    • My New Favorite word: Unmanning http://nblo.gs/ld5NW #
    • Marketing Term of the Day: Motion Poster (for The Hunger Games). Or, to put it another way, an ad. via Yahoo! Movies http://t.co/zdEYOUA #
    • Long Lost Hitchcock Film, ‘The White Shadow, Found; does not star Ken Howard, sadly. Yahoo! Movies http://t.co/Y0spPNr #
    • “We need more Plan B’s in this world… more neurotic nervous people who will say ‘B-b-but what about…?'” Harry Shearer on LeShow in April #
    • New article by me – Snakkle Exclusive: Beautiful Girls 15th Anniversary – snakkle.com http://t.co/DdrYdqR #
    • I love major companies’ web sites that don’t work. Click Deal of the Day at BestBuy.com. Nothing. Heh. http://t.co/VBltaNI #
    • “I Believe” you are correct. #haha #MeLaffs RT @CatsPolitics: @brettsinger Perhaps they’re piggybacking on the success of @BookofMormonBWY? #
    • Today I bought Krazy Glue so I could fix my son’s googly eyes ring. My life is odd. #parenting #
    • Sheesh, Warren Jeffs news. Forgot all about him. #
    • Peanuts Giveaway – Ends 8/17 [DaddyDeals] http://nblo.gs/lgpjL #
    • A new recording from me – one of my original songs. This one I wrote in college. It’s called Can’t Keep Quiet…. http://fb.me/1c0gBkEjE #
    • What in the name of Rao is Superman wearing? A fetish outfit? First Look at Henry Cavill in His Superman Suit — Vulture http://t.co/OW9tUb8 #
    • Haven’t read this yet but I love the headline – Scrubs Creator Very Unhappy About Vulture’s Review of Zach Braff’s Play- http://t.co/7oB4gA8 #
    • Another original tune – Everybody’s Groovy, the acoustic B-side to the Warmongers classic Everybody Sucks. Enjoy…. http://fb.me/YhDsP9sB #
    • New article by me – Guess Who: Your Favorite Teen Choice Award-Nominated Stars Before They Were Famous! – snakkle.com http://t.co/obrInWD #
    • RT @ComplexMag: The Top 25 Spider-Man Stories Of All Time http://cmplx.it/pjMcCW #
    • The main thing I miss about smoking is going out for a smoke break. (Keep in mind I quit 20 years ago.) #
    • RT @DFelsenfeld: Not voting is what they HOPE you’ll do. #
    • “He was the Caped Crusader before he was The Dark Knight.” – Adam West, in “Misadventures of Adam West” http://is.gd/QIOPEK #Batusi #
    • RT @TheAVClub: Vincent Gallo will no longer allow audiences to ruin his films by seeing them. http://avc.lu/otxlxr #
    • RT @DCdebbie: If President Obama walked on water, Fox News would run the headline “President can’t swim.” via @derkaisermike #
    • I don’t think that ever occurred to me. RT @TheAVClub: Please stop looking at Kanye West like he’s Hitler. http://is.gd/TsMF11 #
    • Congrats! RT @ecdesignz: I made it into this Primary #Etsy #Treasury! http://is.gd/yVVM04 http://fb.me/1ehw1LKOh #
    • I like these RT @ComplexMag: Nike SB Blazer Hi “Grey Suede/White” #sneakers http://cmplx.it/rmJLlH #
    • Sweet Mother of Abraham Lincoln… RT @tedmicrophone: Scott the engineer is giving Will parenting advice right now…FYI #
    • RT @dmonzel: RT @byobrooks Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 2,000,000,000,000 times, shame on #SandPmath #
    • Another original tune, a troubled love song titled I Just Broke Up With You.
      http://bit.ly/justbrokeupwithyou... http://fb.me/16LmQywLW #
    • Ansel and Clair’s Adventures in Africa [DaddyApps] http://nblo.gs/lrJsM #
    • This is a serious question. Why do we need political parties? #
    • Scientists want to avoid a real life Planet of the Apes. Duh. Who wants that to happen? Well, maybe apes. http://t.co/f6CKIF7 #
    • Real Madrid signs 7-year-old. Fake Mardid would never stoop so low. http://t.co/dJNNX9q via @latimessports #
    • BBC News – Roller derby ‘sweeping across US’ http://t.co/XbnBCvd it is? Define “sweeping.” #
    • “gangs of youths”? What year is this? http://t.co/1cXqCQr #riots #
    • “You should really talk to him.” “Everyone is in the same situation.” “No…” “Everyone is in the same situation.” #overheard #
    • Had a dream last night that the band Fear was getting back together for a tour. That wasn’t all of it, just a part. #
    • NFL Player Promotes Literacy Using Justin Bieber Graphic Novel http://nblo.gs/luqgy #
    • Cameron Diaz and Grover on Sesame Street [DaddyTube] http://nblo.gs/luBS9 #
    • Actual subject line of an email I just received: Dead Vampires, John McCain & Donald Trump. #badvertising #wtf #
    • RT @nytimes: “Pregnancy reduction” for women carrying twins is uncharted territory of personal choice: http://nyti.ms/pcQrO6 #Longreads #
    • Kid: “She didn’t die.” Mom: “Yes she did.” Kid: “Did she have a trial?” #overheard #parenting #nyc #
    • Ha! Bought my bagel at a non-chain store, then used the bathroom at Starbucks – and bought NOTHING! Take that! #MinorRebellion #
    • It is not possible to make a lot of money without making at least somebody mad. #deepthoughts #
    • I’m on #HLN tonight w/ @vinniepolitan; topic is what age parents feel comfortable letting kids play outside alone http://bit.ly/dtipshln811 #
    • RT @ebertchicago: Today’s photo of a Google street View: http://bit.ly/pGnBlP #
    • Brett Singer on CNN HLN Tonight http://nblo.gs/lynWD #
    • About to go on the air on cnn #hln #
    • Sarah Jessica Parker Talks Pairs On Sesame Street http://nblo.gs/lAm5j #
    • After massive coverage of “the market” we finished the week close to where we started. Maybe there are other things to talk about? #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Remove A Stuck Light Bulb With Duct Tape http://t.co/9bGu7y0 #
    • Remove A Stuck Light Bulb With Duct Tape http://t.co/Y4Vexna #
    • Silly -> RT @LanceUlanoff: A Third of People Completely Lost Without Their Smartphones, Survey Says http://t.co/wz3v1m7 #
    • “unprofessional little scaredy cat ” “needs…whooping” RT @jeff_gluck @RyanMcGeeESPN re: Boris Said http://t.co/vcpwXa5 #nascar #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Wonder Woman Complete Series DVD [DaddyDeals] http://t.co/kMXjJFB #
    • Wonder Woman Complete Series DVD [DaddyDeals] http://t.co/sNteUz2 #
    • If I can smell your cologne when you are a full city block away from me, you are wearing too much cologne. #BasicTruths #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Brett Singer on CNN HLN Prime News [Video] http://t.co/4NPAhLJ #
    • This @TheAVClub post about Tommy Hilfiger’s rapping son Rich Hil by @seanoneal is Pulitzer-worthy. The rapping is awful. http://t.co/px2z5y9 #
    • Brett Singer on CNN HLN Prime News [Video] http://t.co/WSsyPdb #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Excercise Good, TV Bad http://t.co/KjQbRes #
    • Excercise Good, TV Bad http://t.co/DTNbgbk #
    • Ha! I have discovered that which was causing my dishwasher to not close. Ha! #ReadingGameOfThrones #TalkingGoofy #
    • Guy shouting into a cellphone: “I love YOU, you stupid bitch. I been tryin’ to fuckin’…” #overheard #
    • Baby with tribble. Cute. Makes me want one. (a tribble, not a baby.) http://t.co/6RK2EQ5 #startrek #geekgoldcard #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Tip: Get Good Socks [DaddyTips] http://t.co/zlJeicp #
    • Tip: Get Good Socks [DaddyTips] http://t.co/bQbNj6C #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Baby Gear Pronunciation Guide [Tips] http://t.co/W2Mpc7H #
    • Baby Gear Pronunciation Guide [Tips] http://t.co/fa6Fis5 #
    • Didn’t even notice the earthquake in NYC. http://t.co/giIN2Zp Hope everyone is OK. #
    • Cute -> RT @coolmompicks: Ha, okay, this onesie is hilarious. http://ow.ly/6aMsg #
    • RT @mholler: @brettsinger Saving the world, one pronunciation guide at a time! #doinggodswork #
    • Duane Reade has beer. On tap. #RomeIsBurning #
    • I’ll stop being judgmental when people stop being stupid. #promises #
    • My body isn’t so much a temple as it is one of those grocery stores converted into a church. #deepthoughts #vaguelyoffensive #
    • When Captain America throws his mighty shield… http://t.co/kuiVM5x #OldCartoons #CaptainAmerica #
    • I like these -> RT @ComplexMag: Nike Air Max 2 Trainer ’94 “White/Grey-Total Orange” @21_mercer #sneakers http://t.co/60QwWoi #
    • Don’t eat that crap, it’s not good for you. RT @jeffjarvis: Taco Bell added tons of new fat-and cost-to it’s grilled stufft burrito. Buh-bye #
    • Kirk is pissed (Animated Gif) http://t.co/tCfcetY #foolishness #startrek #
    • You big tease -> RT @kphipps3000: Invited @smkuenn over for lunch because __will be here performing “_” by _ and it’s going to be great. #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Tip: Don’t Have Nice Furniture [DaddyTips] http://t.co/20Fwqob #
    • Tip: Don’t Have Nice Furniture [DaddyTips] http://t.co/r7V5ShL #
    • Heh heh. That sign says “erected”. #heybeavis #
    • This hat hides my bald pate but also makes my head sweaty. #IsntItIronic #
    • How is the hurricane warning in effect until Saturday when its going to hit on Sunday? #grrr #
    • Subway closed, Broadway shows cancelled. The City That Never Sleeps is taking a nap. #silly #hurricane #nyc #
    • Pataki not running for prez in 2012. Biggest non story of the week/year/decade. http://t.co/JyDzXvM #
    • Its not cynicism if I’m right. #deepthoughts #
    • Now it is a tropical storm. Ah, Hurricane Irene, we hardly knew ye. #hurricane #nyc #
    • Hurricane Irene became Tropical Storm Irene. Its like when your gym teacher Christine comes back from summer break as Christopher. #
    • Charlotte Brontosaurus #DinoAuthors #
    • Only $25 for a Michael Jackson 10-inch collectible! Half price! And not at all creepy! http://t.co/Ovae6Uq #
    • Heh heh. Auntie Meme. RT @HESherman: Enough about you. Let’s talk about meme. New #2amt blog: http://ow.ly/6g5mW #
    • RT @RealGilbert: MTV VMAs. Justin Bieber sent thanks “Not only to God, but Jesus.” This explains Christ’s “I love Justin Bieber” T-Shirt. #
    • RT @GirlsGoneChild: knocked in two sideview car mirrors. With my stomach. Clearly the Trader Joes parking lot cannot handle this much woman. #
    • Done. RT @LeslieMarshall: Hey follow my buddy Leo Gerard @uswblogger thnks! #
    • RT @zwriter: @brettsinger Pls vote 4 my son Moses Smith for #nascar #knwest Most Popular Driver-easy & quick http://t.co/Hamvcjj #
    • RT @CatsPolitics: I just had to RT a liberal to point out the obvious crazy about Bachmann. #thereisaidit #
    • RT @AlbertBrooks: Bachmann suggests Irene was God’s warning. God answers back, “No, Bachmann is.” #
    • RT @JohnFugelsang: Floyd Bennet Field, Brooklyn NY http://t.co/0XtEEWL #
    • Ugh. RT @dmonzel: Conservative Catholic Movement Insists Galileo Was Wrong – http://t.co/btPmfzW #
    • Good lord, woman. -> RT @AdrianneCurry: fuck it…im buying season 1&2 of Dragon Ball Z! http://t.co/W8c464G #
    • RT @lizzwinstead: kid on Dateline… he was in heaven. “wanted 2 stay but if I did, I wouldn’t B hre talking 2 U. #BeingOnTVBetterThanHeaven #
    • New article by me @snakkle: Eight is Enough 30 years later http://t.co/B1jJmIo #
    • What? U expected #journalism RT @lizzwinstead: Oh one more thing. Dateline doesn’t interview an expert about kid and memories etc. #
    • No. RT @BrianLynch: Is it odd that my favorite lyric ever is sung by Gonzo? #
    • The words every father longs to hear… #parenting RT @BRIANMBENDIS: daddy, can we watch lady gaga as a boy again? #sigh #
    • “Hey, who do I look like? The Tick?” Spider-Man, in the 1994 series #
    • Anything to make the team… RT @Deadspin: Jeremy Shockey Saves Choking Teammate http://t.co/Zrzs29A #
    • Press release email subject line of the day: Big Hooters Auction September 7th. Cool! I needed some new hooters. #heybeavis #hehheh #
    • Error message: Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete. Subtle. #
    • DaddyTips blog post: Tip: Teach Your Children About Music http://t.co/igLHv48 #
    • Tip: Teach Your Children About Music http://t.co/nRhFQZs #
    • And here I thought @ladygaga was doing Freddy Mercury at VMAs. Twas @jocalderone. Um, OK. http://t.co/9n8EkHg [EW.com] #
    • Pre-Order Madden 12 at Walmart [DaddyDeals] http://t.co/zwK8sNS #
    • Sign: “to bring this ad to life, hold up your phone.” Depending on the product, ads coming to life could be frightening. (See also: hills.) #
    • iPad 2 And Accessories at Walmart [DaddyDeals] http://t.co/YjA4V6r #
    • Of all the major award statues I think the Emmy is the best weapon. Those two pointy spines could do damage. Agree? #questions #
    • Fart Cop 7 http://t.co/Sm6gWZX #
    • Just “liked” Facebook on Facebook. Very meta. #
    • New article by me-> @Snakkle: Snakkle Celebrates @CharlieSheen‘s Birthday with 10 Crazy Quotes from His Past > http://t.co/1y7d94x #
    • Cars 2 is a very strange movie. #
    • Cute pic -> @ActuallyNPH: …Just got me a changing table and a rug and such. The twins can’t stay away: http://t.co/idLEbLz #

    This post was written by Brett Singer

    Tags: ,
    Posted under Blog | No Comments »

    Post a Comment