Jul 19 2013

Blueberries For Dinner Poem

I’m drinking my dinner
(it’s not what you think)
I washed off some blueberries
Right in my sink
Made ’em into a smoothie
That did the trick
Cuz the idea of cooking
It just makes me sick.

Because it’s really hot. Have I mentioned that?


Jul 19 2013

It’s Really Hot

In case you haven’t heard, it’s very hot outside. When it gets this hot, I think of The Dirty Sock Funtime Band song Magick Fire, because it includes the lyric “it’s really hot.”

Strangely, I had forgotten another Dirty Socks tune, I’m Hot, despite the fact that the word hot is in the title.

Both of these songs are available on the album Mr. Clown and the Day the Sun Got Wet. Which at the moment sounds like a very good idea. Soaking the sun I mean. It’s probably a bad idea in reality, if it’s even possible to get the sun wet. I don’t know. I’m a writer not a physicist.

I’m rambling.

Did I mention it was really hot?

Stay cool, everyone. Literally and figuratively.

May 11 2009

Carrie Prejean Lied About Implants

That is, she lied about when they happened.

It’s a good thing she’s insanely hot. Otherwise she might have to rely on her wits to survive.

Carrie Prejean Topless Shots Taken Post-Implants. (TMZ via HuffPo)

May 07 2009

The Beautiful Raquel Welch

The woman was gorgeous, as this video shows.

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Apr 21 2009

Richard Branson Poses With Nude Woman While Wife Watches (NSFW)

Richard Branson is a hero to men everywhere.

Here’s the deal: according to Huffington Post, Branson was being photographed by Stephane Gautronneau when the photog asked if his girlfriend, Denni Parkinson, could get in the shot. Nude. Read more »

Apr 20 2009

More Pics Of Miss HowardTV Becky Wunder

On the Howard Stern Show today, they introduced Becky Wunder, the lastest Miss Howard TV. They posted some candids of her on HowardStern.com, but we found a bunch more online. Not nude, but not all that safe for work. After the jump. C’mon, take a peek. Read more »

Apr 19 2009

Carlie Christine’s Modeling Page Says No Nudes

You’ve all heard about Carlie Christine, the cheerleading coach who was fired after posing for Playboy. If you haven’t heard about her, you want to. Well, you want to look at her. You can do that here: Read more »