May 03 2012

Megan Fox New Face of Sharper Image

Megan Fox has a clubbed thumb. Like you didn't know that.

Megan Fox, she of the clubbed thumb, is the new face of Sharper Image.

Well, face and body. As Jezebel points out, “nothing says $200 ‘white noise machine’ like Megan Fox in thigh-high stockings.” Does a half-dressed Megan Fox make you want to buy electronics? More specifically, does a half-dressed Megan Fox make you want to buy electronics from Sharper Image? When was the last time you bought anything from Sharper Image? 1998?

A commenter at Jezebel says that Sharper Image is now mostly a licensing thing where the name is put on various products. No more stores. However, half-dressed Megan Fox. There are worse things.

Source: Jezebel

See also: Megan Fox Has A Clubbed Thumb


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