Jan 09 2012

Superman, not Superdad

Superman as Jimmy Olsen's dad

A SuperDAD, he is not

This was posted at the site SuperDickery.com under the headline Superman vs. Father’s Day, with the subtle subtitle Superman Is A Dick. Read more »


Mar 19 2011

Hoping Kevin Costner Doesn’t Screw Up New Superman Movie

Waterworld

So Kevin Costner will play Clark Kent’s father in the new Superman movie. (The headline says “adoptive father”, but that’s obvious because Clark Kent is Superman’s Earth name. The correct way to say it would be “Kal-El’s adoptive father.” Geek Gold Card, people.)

Jonathan Kent is a very important part of Clark Kent’s worldview. Read more »


Nov 25 2009

Superman as a Deadbeat Dad

“Superman Returns” was a lousy movie. I didn’t much care for it. But the person who posted this clip to YouTube really really REALLY hated it.

Like, really. A lot.

Read (many, many misspellings follow):

Bryan Singers aweful “Singerman Repugnant” is a disgracful presentation of possiblely the most celebrated fictional character known to the world. His horrible casting of Lois Lane as a common whore who would have sex with two men so close in time intervals that she would not realize that the baby she had was not the child of the second man. Not even that is the main charcteristic flaw. Lois Lane was always depicted as a woman of such strong character that Superman was the only man of equally strong person that she could ever love.

Wow. But there’s more:

Brayn Singers Lois Lane is a common whore and his Superman is a weak image of a man whom would be licking a womans boots begging for attention if not for his powers.

“Lois Lane is a common whore.” How dare you, sir!

The video has even more in the way of embedded commentary. Check it out.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFI03qj__U4]

Source: YouTube


May 19 2009

Weekly Stack – 5-20-09

19 books, which is too close to 20 for my taste. I added a couple that I shouldn’t have. Big title of the week: Herogasm, a mini series with characters from Garth Ennis’ The Boys. Here’s the stack this week: Read more »


May 15 2009

Jaws Meets Superman

Musically at least.

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